Baked potatoes are the worst way to eat a potato. You can still load them up with cheese and sour cream if you cut the potato up first, leaving it whole is just laziness.

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Duke of Addelterry

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Does someone want to explain to me how brewer's yeast extract can be halal, given that the fungus creates alcohol just by existing?

Genuinely. People frequently assume I must be gay because I shower regularly and don't hate women. The bar for my gender is in hell.

Tapping the sign.

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He was definitely wrong in the ultimate conclusion, though.

[Interior, deregulated health care hospital. Patient is on the operating table with a femur sticking out of their body.]

Patient: Sorry to be a bother, but do you price match the hospital in the next county? I have some quotes I'd like to go over.

The crows are alright, too.

I went out for a beer with a friend yesterday and passed two girls in birthday hats absolutely hollering along with Purple Rain on the sidewalk. I can confirm the kids are alright.

Macklin Celebrini is the future of hockey. He's already one of the best and he's only getting better.

Has anyone tried calling Gianni Infantino to see if we can get him to hand out the inaugural FIFA Medal of Honor?

Hey chat is it a good sign when you have to explain that your business is totally forreals legal and no one will get arrested for it?

Apparently no one in town sells the type of gear oil I need. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

There are a bunch of lawsuits currently ongoing about the program, you can read about one of them here:

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A story about Target using facial recognition tech to accuse people of shoplifting. The problem being, of course, that the tech isn't actually that good and people, especially people of color, will end up facing false accusations when the computer misidentifies them.

What if we just completely killed Target as an example to the rest of the capitalists?

Dancing to ‘Queen’ for the Queen YouTube video by Cairde

Thinking about how lit the queen's goodbye was and how much more lit it's going to be when it's not just the Irish, Caribbean, and Desis, but the whole world together.

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I'm very curious where those $100 came from, because we all know they didn't belong to that stingy turd. Campaign funds? The US Treasury? Marco Rubio's pocket? This bears investigation.

Love is blind, which is how I know CB Bucknor loves baseball.

I asked ChatGPT if this is true and it told me that burning down Sam Altman's house is the cure for depression.

Do you have a source for this claim, Rolf, or is it just that the word "phytoestrogen" sounds scary?

Tweet stating: "Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian." Adams is wearing a hat with an Albanian seal and looks ridiculous.

A meme. First panel, "Me trying to explain to my alien that he's not albanian:" Photo shows a frustrated woman at the end of her patience. Second panel, "My alien:" The alien is wearing a hat with an Albanian seal and looks ridiculous.

He did the meme.

People belittle bean counters, but it is actually important to make sure, when your army is out marching around, to make sure it has enough beans.

I still didn't know what a Hasan Piker is and to be honest, I'm okay with that.

People using screws and MDF for their home improvement projects are wasting their time and money building stuff that they should have just bought from IKEA. If you can't even respect your work enough to use plywood, your work isn't worth the trouble it took to make.

It has come to my attention that I neglected to buy pasta for next week's pasta salad. You'd think I'd be better at being a grown up by now.

On the one hand, this dude will end up signing the most team-friendly deal in league history. On the other, you're going to have to deal with someone who thinks he knows how to run the whole organization top to bottom. Worth it?

Just one more lane, bro. Induced demand is a myth, like global warming and the female orgasm. One more lane will fix us.

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Y'all ever heard someone call Jimmy Carter the worst president of all time because he presided over a soaring cost of living, massive spikes in gasoline prices, and global embarrassment regarding diplomacy with Iran?

Just thinking about that for no reason whatsoever.