Those peacocking bastards have me restarting my tv in 5 min intervals.. they are sooo lucky that I stan ariana or I would have started the revolution by now

Ok but can I just give Luann her props for being a proper friend? Cynthia was clearly uncomfortable with that man fondling her, and Luann called his ass out and said stop fcking touching my friend. And now everyone hates that guy as they totally should. #jamesisahoochiedaddy

Ciara is honestly soooo real for kicking out the girls Jesse was talking to #summerhouse

Watching the new season of #basketballwives and I really like Chandi!!! She’s so down to earth, which is crazy when her mother is Jackie Christie 😂

So proud of Kyle defending Ciara while Jesse continues playing dumb for the cameras.. #summerhouse

Lexi and Jesse getting back together this week (after “breaking up” for 36 hrs) is annoying af… they truly deserve each other. #summerhouse

Pissing me off soooo bad. The willful naïveté is a ruse and she knows exactly the game she is playing. Jesse’s dumbass is hook, line and sinker after a month, meanwhile everyone with a brain is telling him to pump the breaks.

Jesse is proving himself to be the lovable fck boy we knew him to be all along.. lying in this poor girl’s face while she’s dealing with her ailing grandma, smh trifling but why is he still adorable somehow? #summerhouse

Craig is such a lil mitch talking about this Paige breakup… he’s so manipulative, it’s gross. And Leva’s faces are accurately representing my feelings rn lol 😂😂 #southerncharm

btw def agree w/ Ciara that West used her for clout & never had any intentions of being in a relationship. He was 1000% aware that if he played the “good guy” & dated 1 of the baddest on Bravo, the dms would be flooded. He played her & now wants us to feel bad that she’s “mean” to him 🙄 #summerhouse

It’s a lot of Austen and Craig if I’m being honest, but the editors usually give them what they deserve lolllll

Omg I love southern charm. They are soooo messy, but go back atleast like 2 seasons before u watch the current season. Madison and Ms Pat are my besties in all my fav delusions 😂😂😂

The rules are: 1) let ur friend live her life 2) tell her when something feels off, but 3) continue to let her make her own decisions, and then 4) remind her u never liked him when shit goes left.

I don’t understand why Danielle always has something negative to say about Lindsay’s relationship decisions.. did she learn nothing from the Carl engagement? #SummerHouse

Jesse and Lexi, if it’s not too much trouble… would you mind pretending you aren’t into each other so that u can then hook up in secret, which will inevitably be caught by the house cams, thusly winning over the audience for ur ship. Yall are too hot to be boring already. #summerhouse

Wouldn’t put it past him.. you gotta keep your eye on that boy, he reminds me of the bad ass kids who get lost in the grocery store and the manager has to call their mom over the PA system 😂😂

In the best possible way, I hope you remain sick for the rest of the week so you can get fully caught up 😂😭 made my bff start watching SH, but she has the attn span of a goldfish so I had her start at last season 😌

I wanna say don’t start winter house til you finish s5 of summer house?? I believe that’s the correct order chronologically.. also Hannah is the absolute worst in SH S5 but dont lose interest .. I promise it gets waaaay better after she gets fired lol

bb girl thats Old Testament.. once u hit the Ciara seasons make sure you supplement with winter house & southern charm and by the time u reach the current season ur wig will be SNATCHED, then glowed up, then SNATCHED AGAIN!!!

Looks like it will still be a good season but Shamea know damn well them 2 new girls she brought around are thirsty as hell…

Saaaaaame, I was like omg what did I miss?!?

Have never watched a TikTok live, but for this I would!! And best believe imma be all up in the comments (u can comment on a live right?) giving my gorgeous, unsolicited opinions & no doubt bigging you up for giving me a space to talk my shit in real time. 🫶🏽 do itttttt

I love Jennifer Tilly soooo much. And girl, eat that candy out ur luggage at 3am like the QUEEN you are #rhobh

I know Lindsay would never approve, but I kinda feel like Ciara and Carl would make a cute couple… is that crazy? #summerhouse

The cringeeeeee 🫠

Lmfao at Paige having acid reflux, cuz me tooooo 😂😂 #summerhouse

Gregory’s behavior is disgusting, and it’s deeply concerning that he’s back on the show and right back to his old antics berating women and bullying them behind closed doors. I hope Tea body slams his ass if he ever tries to lay a finger on her #married2med

An ICON. Only shoots while Little is napping, delivers therapy tier hot takes to course correct Charleston’s messiest & looks bomb while doing it. Yes mamasss, collect them checks 🤑🤑🤑

This convo between Emmy & her sis is just 😂😂😂😂😂 this child is a high school senior, correct??? proof positive that Under no circumstances should we abolish dept of ed cuz they are teaching these children to READ 😂 and reading is what??FUNDAMENTAL #southernhospitality

I haaaaate that Sutton is doing the “I’m richer than you” thing with Dorit, over a petty disagreement. It’s honestly gross & elitist and a little low rent considering Mrs Reba “roast a mf respectfully” is her mama. Have you learned NOTHING child??