“Either you come shopping with me now, or I kick your ass, pick one.”

a man in a suit is standing in front of a building with a sign that says guinness ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a building with a sign that says guinness

Where are all the artists at?
Can someone please direct me to that section of Bluesky? I want to see more creativity on my timeline and request a few commissions.
🥺🥺🥰🥰

“I’m just a noodle and I do noodly things.”

“I don’t understand why I always feel like I’m not good enough.”

“I want to be crushed…”

“When god steals a door, somewhere he smashes in a window.”

“I sent you a message pigeon about it two days ago, did you not receive it? Well…. We…. we HAVE to find it.”

“It’s not….. OH NO, IT ESCAPED! HOW COULD YOU LET IT ESCAPE!?!?”

“There’s a monkey in your bathtub.”

“Just be the animal that you are or something like that.”

“Have you seen my alligator?”

“I want to go shopping.”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🍾🎉🎂🥳🎊🎁

@pogothegoat.bsky.social

KISS!

Seeking out her fluffy tailed goat, she quietly her way over to give him a kiss on the cheek along with a hug.

Just a little warm up to get the creative juices flowing ❤️

“Where have you been?” She giggled out before attacking his face with kisses, leaving behind a trail of lipstick.

Lovingly pounces on her husband.

It’s sad having to start all over, cause I don’t even know where to begin.