I do miss the flip. terribly.

should I get another pixel despite the way my current phone is betraying me or go back to samsung or what. what do we like phone people

what if i fucking kill you

age 0-7: bedtime is real age 7-30: bedtime isn't real!!! age 30-: bedtime is real

bedtime

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

Me agreeing to a new project knowing full well it’s gonna add stress 🇲🇽

HAL Laboratory Inc logo: a weiner dog sleeps in a big nest of straw, keeping a clutch of eggs warm.

serene and beautiful photo that fills you with a sense of peace, comfort and encouragement to reach your goals

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

A brown bunny stands on a stool in a library aisle, reaching up to books on a shelf. The text overlay reads "Found this guy in my library."

I miss poker face

we all know I have no life, so:

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

forgot the period

they're friends 💜

I couldn't take this story seriously anymore after she invented pancakes

can't wait for this show to get ten seasons. remember when we had ten-season shows?

"Some dude just pulled up."

"Looks like he blew half his face off."

"How can you not love this place?"

I love da pitt!!!

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

bluesky is actually paying homage to an ancient internet tradition known as "signing off." it is a lost art, but people would "disconnect" and maybe return to the family computer after finishing dinner and homework

honestly every day

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

I merged the two most inspirational artpieces in internet history

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"

first couple hours of a pokemon game are the sweet spot cause all the unnamed npcs just say stuff like Oh, man! I can't get enough of changing my settings in the menu!

a teenage detective comic

“Chat,

Tabby kitten peeking from behind a desk with text above. Transcribed Text: can't have 3rd dinner can't eat plastic can't eat my humans toes can't meow at 3am can't do anything

Sunday