The PlayStation Way

Spending my Sunday doing my hobbies: experiencing the crushing despair of going back to work

👀👀👀

The energy I’ve been bringing to the office this year

Happy “Your Worst Coworker Complaining About the Halftime Show” Day to all who celebrate

Wild that everyone thought the people going to Epstein’s island would talk in codes while in reality they were just sending emails like “Ay yo Big E how many kids you got rn? 👀 Sent from my iPhone”

Bad Bunny at the Grammys sitting with his fingers over his eyes

feel bad for Bad Bunny because in context he was clearly very genuinely emotional for winning AOTY and is fighting back tears but this image is already being accompanied with like “when your boss asks you to do your job”

Rest up brother

The old Viking trick claims another victim

Sorry boss I can’t come into work tomorrow I’m too fucking stupid

ladies,,,

Hey anon, your post saying “eating pussy Latvian style” is deeply offensive to those with food based trauma. Please try to be more respectful of people’s boundaries

Posting “she let me hit because I’m goofy” on here and immediately taking four hollow point rounds to the chest from the Bluesky Fun Police

This 97 year old diner still makes their bioplasm cybergunk the old fashioned way

Okay credit where credit’s due I did kind of call Midwestern American Pope

Just got off the phone with the Sistine Chapel: I GOT THE JOB!

It’s time for a Lutheran Pope

Skrunky do you like this feed?
It’s wet food for cats to eat
It’s a little bit of fancy feast
When you’re begging for a treat, begging for a treat

S-K-R-U-N-K-Y Skrunky is a hungry guy

Gonna start posting like this

Woke Barney Rubble vs Chud Fred Flintstone

So much this 👆

I missed something didn't I

The bit store is out of bits

Sneed’s Feed and Seed is out of feed and seed

The sperm bank’s out of sperm

You don’t understand. We had to nuke the economy because your worst uncle got sent to HR for saying a slur

My financial advisor just set a gun with one bullet on the desk and committed seppuku

If the economy ceases to exist in the morning can I go home early?

Workshopping incredible new content tonight