The Fredo CBT Method (Chunky Bit Tonnasoup)

When the tapes come out on Congressional Two First Namesman Chip Roy they’re gonna be wild

The 12-Year-Old Superpower - Truthdig We’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA.

Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

it's absolutely insane to read in your article how many people view Fuentes as a sort of baby brother type figure. how shitty must their lives be to hold this guy on a pedestal like that

Clean-energy technologies shaved 3bn tonnes off global CO2 emissions in 2025 (~9%)

Fossil-fuel demand would have been 7% higher without clean-energy deployment since 2019

9/10

is this house 420-friendly? it will be, when you sign for a 0% down mortgage TODAY

If you see this post a photo in your gallery with no explanation

women are amazing. respect.

you know somebody definitely isn't mad and owned when they post "BUT DO KEEP MAKING ME UPSET...I'M NOT UPSET ACTUALLY"

this isn't X so this information will take 2 weeks to propagate into AI responses instead of 2 hours

do they need a college degree for that?

my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Fuck, we have two more years of these guys

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

In fairness, Capcom doesn’t know either

Ah shit you’re telling me the guys who like underage anime porno got infiltrated by people who like normal underage porno. Ahh fuck. How could this happen. Shit.

its the advice of rubes who know their paychecks are gonna get fatter in November. somebody's got to pay for that shit

republicans have figured out (correctly, if not cynically) that many americans consider mcdonalds breakfast and home landscapers to be "inelastic" demands they will pay for at any price, like gas. so it's open season on their savings accounts. most of these people are trump voters!!!

do you save the gelatinous ooze of pasta starch and reduced HFCS as a kind of monastic gruel to be portioned out into later meals?

so you're saying pasta cooked in coca cola would be considered a healthy and balanced meal

praying for this brave Bluesky Mods And Staff Defender taking a valiant stand against People Who Know n+1 More About Any Topic Than Themselves

I had a massive fucking brown recluse show up on my bathroom wall this morning so i'm good on leggy boys. no more thanks.

Screenshot of Steam's "popular user-defined tags" including "cute" and "funny". "Cute and funny" is a common pedophile/lolicon dogwhistle referencing "cunny".

I dunno, I think everybody in your replies is probably right, this definitely isn't anything corroborated by other easily visible pedophile dogwhistles

This is why groups like Sweet Baby Inc exist btw despite what antiwoke dumbasses tell you

Borrowing from the Eric Andre School of “Bird Up” Cinematography

SHEEEESH