introducing myself at a sex party by saying "long time sex-haver, first time orgy-doer" and immediately getting asked to leave.

Not a fan of things personally

Wow things suck right now huh

I love that it was basically “what if Genie’s Friend Like Me was evil”, it rules!

I mean their plan was pretty flawed since they tried to get Smedley Butler to lead it and he was like “fuck no”

Every problem we have as a country can be traced back to the fact that we didn’t hang every Confederate leader and politician after the civil war

He reminds me of my grandma when she got near the end. If he wasn’t such a piece of shit I’d call it elder abuse to keep him going out there

this press conference is fucking wild, he’s brandonizing right in front of our eyes

trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him

Yeah I was surprised when Trump sent the invitation to Toy Man given all we know about him

The Board of Peace™️

he ain’t sick; but no, he isn’t well either

Just had a Vietnam flashback because of this lol

boy howdy nothing like canceled plans and a rainy day to really make you feel lonely as shit

i don’t know how you can be in the FBI, say you’re going to arrest all of the deep state, quit before you do anything right before the epstein files drop, and think like this lol

Stephen Miller looks like he’s banned from local parks for sniffing the bicycle seats

A tweet from me on Feb 29th, 2020: Lmao you could post a video of a cop just busting out the chaingun from doom and pumping 300 rounds into the back of a tied up 8 year old and someone will still come out of the woodwork all like "well let's not pass judgment, we haven't seen all the footage"

Thinking about this once again

The message from the right wing is “only we’re allowed to hit people with cars”

A country psychologically locked into a Mexican Standoff at all times

Nuremberg 2: This Time It’ll Stick

As long as we get the Organ Grinder

This masked piece of garbage murdered someone in broad daylight

Abolish ICE

New Nuremberg Trials for former ICE officials and officers

jean jacket goofin today

Prison mostly

Hopping on real quick to say fuck the American empire, and long live the international proletariat

trans day of visibility whatever I AM UNEMPLOYED AND I MADE A WEIRD LITTLE HORNY ALBUM

Guys we might be doing Vietnam 2 because the president sucked another president’s dick

Cuomo found dead in Queens

Haughty Spouse

Distant Bride

Ethereal Madam