Sooooo. How's everyone celebrating New Years? Too much cheese and in bed by 9pm like me, or do you have lives?

You're the best and you deserve an army of bobble heads if you want them 😘♥️

Happy birthday!!!!!

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Apparently @jimboknows.bsky.social tried to get bluesky to rally against me after I called him a dingdong. For the record, I stand by what I said. He is in fact a dingdong. I love him though, dingdongness and all.

The only Thanksgiving memory we need 😂

@jimboknows.bsky.social 🤯 I'm getting 7

It could have been so much worse 😂 I could have been Tonka Truck or Megatron

Fun fact. When I was born, my parents were like "ugh, third kid. What should we name her? I know, let's let the 7 year old brother name her" and he named me after Macho Man's wife

Also, yearly reminder that Mary's Boy Child/OH Lord by Boney M is the best Christmas song ever written. Not only will I physically fight anyone that disagrees, but I'll win....

Just so you know what it's like living with our 10yo, he just said "Johnathan Lemon" when he actually meant "John Lennon" but really, the singer is Lemmy Kilmister. After @jimboknows.bsky.social and I finished mocking him, I called dibs on skeeting about it first, and that my friends is why I'm here

*Posted from a cold training facility at an ungodly hour for my liking*

Being a sports parent is so weird. It's a perfect mix of "train hard and play your best" but also "if you could suck a smidgen more so that you get kicked off the team and save us a couple grand and also so we don't have to do 730am practices on a Saturday, thaaaaaat would be great".

Lol extremely accurate 😂😂😂😂

My team won The Office themed trivia yesterday and I'm still riding that high... its the little things that amuse me

"Skeeting to your spouse" sounds like something you shouldn't talk about in public 😂😂😂😂

So glad that you outgrew this and that it didn't follow you into adulthood 🙄

Did you do it yet? It's FREE

@jimboknows.bsky.social we need to get this for the small human 😂😂😂😂😂

What about the wild card, RC Cola? 😂

Same 😂

OK but what has the industrial revolution done for me recently?

I enjoy being lawful good 😂

I was thinking fruity.. I have homemade strawberry preserve... that might be fun.

Making a butter cream board for dessert for a family get together. Basically suger/shortbread cookies are accompanied by different buttercream icings. Doing chocolate and bourbon vanilla bean...what other flavors would you want to see?

My life mostly revolves around both trolling and keeping the members of my house alive. They get fed and taken care of, and in return might have to deal with me jumping out at them from behind a door or listening to my halarious commentary. It's 👏 called 👏 balance 👏 boys 👏

Riiiiiiiight!? My time to shine 😎

It's really me! Tired of this dude getting credit for my halarious antics