Hegseth proudly quoting a made-up bible verse from Pulp Fiction makes me want to blend my brain into pulp— no fiction. :,)

Very glad you like, hot stuff! 😈

I’ll have a ticket to the next event 🤤

As do you, stud! You rev my engine every time! 🥵

Gladly, stud. 🤤

Happy to make that nice dong hard! ;)

Good news! There’s re-emerging signs of life for the speedo tan!

Hear, hear, sexy bator! 💦

As gorgeous as always! 🤤

Thank you kindly, handsome! 😊

can you tell that i am on my way to the gay beach? was it the sniffies tote or britney shirt that gave it away? 😅

a woman is holding a red megaphone in her hand and talking into it . ALT: a woman is holding a red megaphone in her hand and talking into it .

THE SAME GOES FOR BALLS BTW

Hot (and Sweaty) Take:

Sometimes, guys’ pits can hit better than poppers.

kneeled for ur pleasure 🧎

Keeping it casual! Happy #FatCockFriday ;)

Thank ya kindly, handsome ;)

The pleasure’s all mine, stud! Cheers ;)

That feeling is very much mutual! I’ll view ya every which way! 😉

Throbbin’ Thursday to ya, friends ;)

Vintage boy #gooner #gay #hole #pits

And doing it flawlessly! 💪😅

The apéritif before the main course. 💦😈

Thank you, sexy! 😈

It may be soft at the moment, but the bluesky hotties always have a reliable method of changing that. ;)

Giving new angles a go! 📐

Feeling extra professional this #HumpDay

The Tuesday Tug

The bad news: Monday is ass
The good news: Monday’s ass

Anyone tying to get nailed so hard that they’re out of commission for like, 3 days? 😉

Hot damn! That’s a lot of hang. 🤤