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Posts by teklanika
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Priceless!
The moment Natasha Hiedeman realizes her new city of Seattle contains multitudes, including both skyscrapers and a “big ass mountain, volcano, thingymabober.”
The Strokes ended their Coachella set with the song "Oblivius", highlighting US involvement in the overthrow/deaths of Patrice Lumumba, Omar Torrijos, Mohammad Mosaddegh, Juan José Torres, Martin Luther King Jr, Jacobo Árbenz, Salvador Allende, Jaime Roldós, and destruction in Gaza and Iran.
a concert backdrop that says over 30 universities destroyed in iran against black and white picture of rubble
backdrop that says last standing university in gaza against a black and white image of al-israa university
giant three screen stage backdrop showing footage of the bombing of a university in gaza
The Strokes played Coachella against a backdrop listing all the world leaders that had been assassinated by the CIA, a count of the number of universities bombed in Iran, and footage of the bombing of the last university in Gaza
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
Looks we love
How many times do North American soccer fans have to rally together to save a rival club? At least once more, I guess.
#savethecaps #cascadia
This is absolutely lovely!!
Omg amazing
*historian here!*
“living thru the end times… AGAIN”
@mayor.nyc.gov: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."
Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay
Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine
In case you were unclear, this is not, in fact, the right way to treat the unhoused. This IS, on the other hand, bat shit insane and beyond cruelty.
The White House doesn’t have a Ballroom (No Taxpayer Money!), which Presidents have desperately wanted and desired for over 150 years, but a Trump Hating, Washington, D.C. District Court Judge, a man who has gone out of his way to undermine National Security, and to make sure that this Great Gift to America gets delayed, or doesn’t get built, is attempting to prevent future Presidents and World Leaders from having a safe and secure large scale Meeting Place, or Ballroom, one with Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital and Medical Facilities, Protective Partitioning, Top Secret Military Installations, Structures, and Equipment, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Columns, Roofs, and Beams, Drone Proof Ceilings and Roofs, Military Grade Venting, and Bullet, Ballistic, and Blast Proof Glass —which all means that no future President, living in the White House without this Ballroom, can ever be Safe and Secure at Events, Future Inaugurations, or Global Summits. This Magnificent Space will allow them to carry out their vital duties as the Leader of our Nation. Furthermore, the Ballroom, which is being constructed on budget and ahead of schedule, is needed now. Almost all material necessary for its construction is being built and/or on its way to the site, ready for installation and erection. Much of it has already been paid for, costing Hundreds of Millions of Dollars. If somebody, especially one with no standing, had a complaint — Why wasn’t it filed many months earlier, long before Construction was started? The Public Record was open for all to see. Everybody knew that it was planned, and going to be built. This highly political Judge, and his illegal overreach, is out of control, and costing our Nation greatly. This is a mockery to our Court System! The Ballroom is deeply important to our National Security, and no Judge can be allowed to stop this Historic and Militarily Imperative Project. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Trump rants his ballroom will feature "Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital & Medical Facilities,Top Secret Military Installations, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Drone Proof Ceilings, Military Grade Venting, & Bullet, Ballistic, & Blast Proof Glass"
Dafuq kind of ballroom is this?
Vet visits with 6 out of 9 bunnies in tow are very… festive. But my babies are all VERY well-behaved and didn’t even object to rectal thermometers, which *I* would throw a fit about!!! 😂
Waterspout
And then this!
what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...
hundreds of years of electoral theory and it really does just boil down to "have you guys tried having a hot and charismatic guy do largely popular things", political scientists are seething
I don’t. I don’t tolerate any PAC money. I view it all for what it is. Bribery. But let me ask you a question of my own. Why are politicians and propagandists singling out AIPAC as an acceptable PAC to take money from. Why aren’t they advocating as hard for taking money from other PACs?
IT ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK IS NOT
"The Vatican is in desperate need of criminal justice reform. As of today, any criminal can walk into the Vatican, confess to any crime, immediately be forgiven, and walk out with zero consequences."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vat...
abigail spanberger is out here canceling tax breaks for confederate groups and getting rid of confederate license plates and i for one think this is absolutely wonderful for the centrist wing of the democratic party
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...
www.13newsnow.com/article/news...
How shall we do for money for these wars?
The Welsh rail system is powered by hymns. All passengers have to sing in order for the train to move, when sung in harmony the train goes faster. When it crosses the border into England they have to use diesel… #trains #Wales
Think about how often in the last decade you've wondered what the world would be like right now if Elon and Thiel had been going just a bit faster in that McLaren in 2000.
Dad pun of the year so far, imo