Imagine if someone on the train had a labubu and I had a labubu and when they werenāt looking I made our labubus kiss (I didnāt do this) ((just imagine okay))
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My cat turns ten in April. Should I host a party?
Not to be left out, our own local olympic committee has also come out as anti-science and transphobic. :( This article about it is decent though and points out how fucked up it is, which is refreshing to see and a bit of a relief.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
Iām sorry WHAT hydrogreen???
So what do we think eliminated the humans in PokƩmon Pokopia? Perhaps it was Mewtwoally Assured Destruction? #pokemon #pokopia
I mean, Iād be letting them down if I didnāt! Itās āpiracy foreverā, not āpiracy sometimesā after all!
THIS JUST IN: Netflix have released a new range of merch for One Piece Season 2, including a pin that says āPIRACY FOREVERā š¤š“āā ļø #OPLA
How did I do? #winterolympics2026 ā·ļøš
Speed Skating: thereās a low hanging fruit here but Iām going with āspeed dating but everyone is on skatesā.
Snowboard: well itās snowwood but itāll do in a pinchļæ¼(sorry)
Ski Mountaineering: taking those same skis that were dropped and rearranging them into 1:1 models of famous mountains.ļæ¼
Ski Jumping: competitively hopping over a bunch of skis that the last athletes dropped carelessly on the ground.ļæ¼
Skeleton: athletes must force their bones to hatch from their bodies and play a round of tennis. Banned in most countries.ļæ¼
Short Track Speed Skating: ice skaters are launched from a canon onto an incredibly slippery pier. Good luck!ļæ¼
Nordic Combined: also known as the āSkĆ„rsgard Singularityā, every Nordic person combines into one, and crushes the Olympic village. Can only be done after closing ceremony.ļæ¼
Luge: I honestly have no fucking cluegeļæ¼
Ice Hockey: from what I understand, itās mostly gay sex. Good for them.ļæ¼
Freestyle Skiing: improvising the hottest bars while navigating the coldest slopes.ļæ¼
Figure Skating:
Curling: athletes must race to style a cheap synthetic wig into perfect curls without burning or breaking the hair.ļæ¼
Cross-Country Skiing: skiing, but ONLY in Switzerland.ļæ¼
Bobsleigh: one manās quest to get leighād.
Biathlon: everyone is bi and locked in a room. They must work together to escape without panicking, lest they trigger the monitors.ļæ¼
Alpine Skiing: skiing in lederhosen while balancing a stein in each hand.
What I (a pleb who rarely watches sport) think the Winter Olympic sports are, based on name only (a thread š§µ):ļæ¼
hey just checking in on the news this week and - oh! mm no thanks. Thatās enough news.
My 1st piece for ScreenHub as a freelancer! Still obsessed with Heated Rivalry and looking for your next obsession? Curate your Letterboxd and Serializd lists with the top 10 LGBTQIA+ movies and shows coming out in 2026:
www.screenhub.com.au/news/feature...
#queer #cinema #lgbt #film #streaming