alright time to eat my words fr

iso 2x 2 day passes for msg, adjacent seat ideally in 100s or 200s

Sorry about my mistake! Please keep listening to all my other opinions though!

you ever realize that you yes are yes nice guy

i need someone who's rly into coffee to suggest me a pour over recipe

rly good and funny

yeppers

I spend half my time at work pooping. I think it's the stress

lol I had tickets to this

I kinda feel like eggy might be a bigger band if their name wasn't eggy

the sentiment remains don't u worry

who am I kidding I love goose

not bad

Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after ww2 meme

me unironically

concern for the well being of those around them

this fuckin sucks

unsubscribe

we're leaving goose in 2025

Zohran Mamdani: "I wouldn't use the slogan 'Globalize the Intifada' myself, but I understand the nuances given the largely peaceful First Intifada."

NYT: "Mamdani has problems with antisemitism."

CPAC attendee: "I'm J-pilled, hint, hint."

NYT: "This young person is critical of Israel."

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

my dumb ass would be like ya

been busy getting really good at making coffee ova here

the bag

idea for @theonion.com

"kat abughazaleh to run in district where she actually lives"

I take zelle, venmo and PayPal

'AIPAC is a bad actor in US politics that should be opposed' absolutely fine, correct

'Daniel Biss [a Jewish candidate who explicitly refused AIPAC money] is the AIPAC candidate' or similar factually insane claims about control, very obviously antisemitic!

yesss

kat ran a good campaign but ultimately the people of il-9 chose someone who actually lives here

this is why she lost

feeling super super super super