I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Poster for Hong Kong film The Cat

The guy who directed the infamous live action Riki-Oh movie ended his career on this insane flick about a cat from outer space that does 2 museum heists, suplexes a dog and fights an enormous goo monster. We used to make MOVIES

the current state of kirkification is so fascinating

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

Hi everyone it me Ellen and we’re here today with The Green Baby

its pretty cool how the two days a year we get are "we see you all" and "we killed you"

EXT. DECIMATED RUINS OF MAR-A-LAGO — DAY The air is thick with ASH and DECAY. BODIES, LIMBS, GORE SCATTERED OVER THE RUINS, WOOD and WIRE and METAL and CONCRETE and DUST. KURT WANDERS through the MEAT/DEBRIS, CORPSES DUSTED WHITE, FROZEN STARES. [ED: the names of the dead are too numerous to list here.] COURTNEY: Beautiful. Just. (teary-eyed) Beautiful. (pulls dick out from through leg of jean shorts, starts jacking off) Ha. Ha ha.

thinking about this thing i wrote one time again

i'm going to be playing some new music + talking about it live on 3CR Melbourne around 4 AEDT ... tune in www.3cr.org.au/streaming

i have more fun making dumb signs than any other aspect of game dev

death stranding 2 photo mode best to ever do it

this is awesome

Game: Spank the Monkey (2002, Flash)
TAS Authors: zapkt, Spikestuff & synabler
Source: tasvideos.org/7005M

picture of a sunburned old man naked under a blanket on a floral couch

someone on marketplace has been trying to sell this couch for weeks and the price keeps getting lower and I just don’t think thats the issue

a red t tetris piece with legs is running towards a man, holding a bunch of flowers on a beach. text: tetris is back smaller text: if you love it then, you'll love it even more now.

tetris worlds, print ad, imagery (2001) archive.org/details/nint...

Hey I know I don't have any presence here. Hoping this will get boosted. Mine and my siblings mum died 2 weeks ago. We have no other family for support and we need help with paying her rent and organsing funeral costs. If you can spare a dollar it would mean the world to us

ko-fi.com/acidictoastie

This EP from heather vomiting god is really cool! The synth & drum machine sounds too big for the frame, it's relentless in moving forward and it's like the drive is an increase in durability in dangerous air, it reinforces itself with each cycle of pitched percussion. It's not for the quiet hours!

happy bandcamp friday. i released a 2 track EP of dirty techno just for u hvgcore.bandcamp.com/album/dregs-...

@totomo_fukumaru posting on twitter of their dog having a glow with the text: They call it "AoE"

Charmed and fascinated by Chess Wars, a DOS game released in 1996 that features live-action cutscenes of medieval melee when playing pieces engage one another in battle.

got a haircut and now my fat butch realness is infinite

Handmade pillows of the two henchmen from the 101 Dalmatians movie, crafted by an older family member to satisfy a deranged child who had memorized the entire 101 Dalmatians kid's book before she could even read. (I wanted plush toys of the villains to menace my cute plush toy puppies and those just didn't exist, for some mysterious reason...)

Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.

This pic has huge 90's video game ad vibes

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

PetSmart Introduces Heart-Shaped Puppy For Valentine’s Day

PetSmart Introduces Heart-Shaped Puppy For Valentine’s Day theonion.com/petsmart-introduces-hear...

Maintenance, by LXRP track by LXRP

song here: lxrp.bandcamp.com/track/mainte...