They should make a Coachella that's Ozzfest

You can't fool me, that's young Gael Garcia Bernal

Gf showing my cute animal videos to try to calm me down and I keep saying that’s a bad guy in Redwall that’s a bad guy in Redwall

Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)

Darmok and Jalad! At the Disco

Fuck all y'all, I like Mr. Mime

Oh shit on fuck wrong one I died

I'm brave enough to admit it: I don't know which one is the third rail. I'm looking at the CTA track RN and there are 5 rails.

Guess I'll start touching them and see which is which!!!!

You know what rules? Thin Lizzy

Bolsonaro 2: Electric Boogaloo

Arch Enemy should go back to having a dude vocalist who's bad at singing

Oceans - Nashville
Battlefields - Atlanta

Can confirm that Chicago is Atlanta

Hell yeah

They should give the Mark Twain Prize to Conner O'Malley

Yikes

Oh went IN on that nanner

Milkshake Duck'd! By Afroman

Afroman Wins Verdict Rejecting Lawsuit Filed by Ohio Cops Over Mocking Music Videos Afroman won a jury verdict rejecting a lawsuit from police officers who claim the rapper defamed them by mocking them in social media music videos.

Afroman found not liable.

A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney.

www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

Much to consider

Like my real life house that I live in

It says so much about society that I'm fixing up Pokemon homes instead of painting my own house

Pokopia had reminded us of what we all already knew: Pokemon love to say "Yo."

Dying to stay out of prison, clever

I found Queequeg’s arm thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had almost thought I had been his wife.

Very spidery skittery death metal-style lettering above a drawing of a behornéd skull, all rendered in white on black. It somewhat illegibly spells out ‘Maybe it will happen today’

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

This has terrifying implications for my new microbrew, Kid Beer

Kid Beer: Beer for Kids

Getting merced by a 1D fan because I keep calling Harry Styles "Ryan Stiles"

As I understand it (via imdb trivia baybee) Daryl Hannah was also a nightmare to work with and the combo of terrible personalities almost led to Carpenter quitting the film industry

The movie also fucking suuuuucks, so there's that