The Padres play in one of the smallest media markets in MLB! They stunk! No one was going to games!

Then their beloved late owner Peter Seidler decided to start spending money and pissed off all the other small market owners by blowing up their whole fake broke scheme and now here we are!

I'm moonscrolling

Black and white cat gazing up at a tv showing Orion about to splashdown.

Even the cat was locked in.

PHEW 😮‍💨

i know, i know, but it's honestly pretty amazing that (so far as i can tell) not a single Republican elected official, at any level, has publicly broken with Trump over his threat to annihilate the people of Iran at 8pm today

Donald Trump is deranged. He must be impeached and removed from office.

Republicans who don’t stop him will have blood on their hands, and anyone who carries out an order to bomb civilian targets will be complicit in war crimes and will be held accountable.

Yet seems to regard the “campfire” made of carrots as acceptable

Photograph of a car with a squirrel inside of it, perched on the steering wheel. The car is the color of champaign at a beige convention, and the squirrel is the color of squirrels. The squirrel is holding a package of crackers in it's mouth. They are the kind like you get at a restaurant, where you get two crackers wrapped in plastic. The driver's side window is slightly cracked. This is how the squirrel got in, and how it got out. It threw the crackers out first, and then climbed out after them. Everything in this operation suggested that this was not the squirrel's first rodeo.

A closeup of the squirrel sitting on the steering wheel. The squirrel deserves a name, so we'll call her Anjeloma, and she's what you might call a winner. She is still squirrel colored. The crackers are white, and labeled "Zest." As if Anjeloma needed more zest. Squirrel, please. You can't see much of the car, but you can see smudges of grunge at the edges of the windshield, where the wipers have cast aside the debris of previous rains and pollen-falls.

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

(To be clear my beef is not with all grammatically dubious usage. Sometimes shitty grammar creates emphasis and desired tone.

But misuse of “resonate” is dogshit and if you do it you deserve to be launched into the sun)

Yes I know this is a microscopic quibble in the grand scheme of things but CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP USING THE WORD “RESONATE” WRONG OMG AUUUUGH

LIES

The Yucateco green is so fucking good.

In Ohio, we visited the Campbell’s Soup factory (and got to take cans of soup home as souvenirs)

It's a good baseball game.

WALLACE!

I’m going to need a Matt Berry Oscars supercut when this is over.

“PICT-EE-YA”

That “Golden” performance was incredible though.

“DEH-MEEEEE MAH”

THANK YOU I thought the kids turned the tv volume up simultaneous to the sound bar again

Matt Berry just put a little sauce on his pronunciations of “Los Angeles” and “dot org”. This is what I came here for.

Convince me that the Oscar for Best Sound doesn’t just go to the movie with the loudest sounds

Inquiring minds…

*announcing* but still fucking great

Molly Born, who was far off the lead pack, won. And it seems like USATF is just going to let this stand?? WTF so maddening!!! Get it together @usatf.bsky.social 🤬🤬🤬

JFC was anyone else watching the USATF half marathon championships this morning??!! Jess McClain surged to overtake the 2 leaders w less than 2 miles left & looked to be cruising to the win when the lead vehicle LED THE TOP 4 WOMEN OFF COURSE thus causing them to drop irrecoverably out of the lead.

Omg this is such BS. 🤬🤬🤬

@defector.com is essential

Omg 😭

Gritty Homer Nic Cage Phanatic Dan McQuade at the Roots concert on The Simpsons

So is that @dhm.bsky.social at the top right?