no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person

sincerely: transitioning was the greatest decision I've ever made, and if you want to do it, you should. tell some people you trust. find a doctor. be the person that makes you happiest. it's hard but I've never regretted it. I am who I was always meant to be.

Urgent trans and nonbinary update: I called a passport office and got a sympathetic rep who told me officially any information about gender markers is posted online. Unofficially, they *literally whispered,* they have heard the same rumors about passports being confiscated.

fuck yeah amanita must scare ya 🍄

*stops and picks marble up off the ground*
Man, i’m no better than a crow 😞🐦‍⬛

their book was self published and is now being rereleased early next year by a bigger publisher (so idk if it counts) but my good friend Isa Agajanian (author of Modern Divination)

felt constipated might delete later ✌️

attention haters:

we have just some guy at our hardware store that refills soda stream canisters for wicked cheap and it’s honestly legendary

your girl calls me plankton from nicktoons unite the way i suck her into oblivion

a blue footed booby looking a bit zonked with no background

a different blue footed booby looking directly at you with no background

booby pics

all the cats reading this right now 😳😳

a close up of a box on cinnamon toast crunch cereal, advertising a promo of a $5 gas card when you buy two boxes of cereal

spend $15 on cereal for ur kids so u can get the fun prize of $5 back in gas weeks later this is so cool this is so awesome i love it here

i know bmi is fake(for obvious reasons) and part of how i know is that im somehow almost in the “obese” category even though i am very average in size- like bitch i own some children’s sized clothes wtf

yeah i’m non binary i get ads for men’s std testing and women’s pretty lingerie

do not trust any adult that carves out a space on their shelf to display their entire harry potter box set

i want a cameo ring of my gf that would be so victorian and hot of me

a blue text message bubble sent to my partner finn with the text “i think i would rather die than live in an iron lung for 71 years”

cute things i text my gf 😍

born to have perfect tits.. forced to be a skater boy

The Wikipedia biographical info for Ryan Gosling sounds like Dr. Evil talking about his father

snowing :)