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Posts by Salamandrine Fires

Yes

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“Extraordinary brilliant person.”
I feel like someone on his staff wrote this and is mocking him. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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So now our enemies can just sneeze on our troops and take them out for a week.

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Inability to admit they’re wrong.

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Where can we place a bet that this doesn’t happen?

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Like Trump wouldn’t have dropped the alleged “proof” the second he had it.

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75K for my pacemaker surgery, including an overnight stay. I have “good” insurance so “only” had to pay my out-of-pocket maximum of $2800. I am lucky, for an American.
The remote reading every 3 months costs me $60 a pop though—unless I meet my deductible for the year. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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After posting an image depicting himself as Jesus, President Trump takes a moment of quiet satisfaction having now violated all ten Commandments.

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So much spin I’m dizzy.

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He has no idea what the Pope does or why there is a Pope.

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Because it didn’t personally benefit him or his bank accounts?

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Peace? He said Board of Peas.

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And the boxes are smaller than they used to be, so now much healthier to eat the whole box!

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The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.

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Ireland. The nicest funniest people.

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And if he drops dead before the pardon? Not convinced Vance would feel obligated…

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She’s tired of waiting for him to drop dead.

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She realized that asshat is never going to die, so time to get rid of him another way?

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Now he’s trying to convince us it’s a “long term problem” that’s ending so he can claim he ended another war rather than the short-term crisis he created.

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I can’t believe the host of Celebrity Apprentice is doing this to us. Making us wait until primetime except instead of seeing if Lil Jon has better marketing instinct than Arsenio Hall or Piers Morgan, it’s genocide

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I’m definitely not going to start grading these student exams tonight.

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Having said that, I doubt that’s what Chilli did.

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“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

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Didn’t this whole thing (supposedly) start because Iranian protesters were being killed by their government? Now we’re going to kill them ourselves, which they prefer?

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This is my nightmare. 😬

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I just have one and my husband just had one, so now we just have two.

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Oh c’mon. You know he’s busy spending all his time at church during this holy weekend.

😂

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Hopefully packing up his office…

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