You can only have one of those in an interaction. Put it this way, Notting Hill Hugh Grant can't date Bridget Jones Renee Zellweger. About A Boy Hugh Grant could.

John Hannah and Gwen have zero chemistry. Most of the time it's because Hannah is throwing Pepe Le Pew levels of woo at a plank of wood. But occasionally it's because they are both playing the charmingly befuddled one.

Watching every single other cast member act circles around Gwenyth Paltrow in Sliding Doors.

Of course, the real tell is that no-one actually knows how to use the depth of field settings on their phones to get these perfect foreground/background shots AI loves to create.

If this was real I'd be able to count the Barman's ear hairs.

Flags in the background are shit too.

You'd never be served a pint of Guinness like that in Ireland.

The AI must be a Brit.

Dumbo takes place in Florida...that explains so much

My pet peeve in sci-fi movies is scientists being portrayed as not understanding their own fields because the audience don't.

Yes we're watching Interstellar again.

Gutted

Tayto ads in praha is hilarious

We were away for 5 days and while we were away baba learned how to get into a sitting position and scoot on her butt.

So now we have to babyproof the entire house this afternoon.

I'll take things that were entirely predicted/predictable for 800, Alex.

Irish people: St. Patrick's Day presents such a stereotypical portrayal of Ireland that doesn't reflect its modern, vibrant culture.

Irish people when they see Americans setting Leprechaun traps: You fools! You've doomed us all! The children will be changelings. The crops will wither in the field.

Baba's strategy for the escape room is to fall asleep.

Guys, it'll work! I'm forever falling asleep and waking up somewhere else.

What is with the videos that have all of their content in the caption?

What part of the algorithm are they exploiting?

Just witnessing a Dad in his element: Rocking his daughter to sleep while watching Lord Of The Rings (Extended Edition*)

*Obvs!

Having now had a child the implied meaning of "for sale: baby shoes, never worn" has shifted to, we forgot about these in a drawer and now they are too small.

Since having a baby, I've learned a lot of new science.
Like the minimum amount of sleep a human needs, and how to get less than that.
Laughter is the best medicine if it's from a baby.
Germs only exist for as long as you remember them.

The crying reached a specific pitch and I relented and sat her up.

But she's only cheating herself, I tell her.

She blows a raspberry. Pretty good comic timing for a 7 month old.

(She knows how to roll over, she's just being stubborn)

"It's through adversity that we grow, darling" I say to my daughter as she lies face down on the floor, flailing her limbs and whinging.

My 7 month old LOVES the BoJack Horseman intro theme.

My Husband: why did you let us watch the first episode of The Pitt when there are only 6 episodes out? We're gonna be miserable! You've made us miserable!

9 panels on our roof in Dublin covered 89% of our electricity usage last year.

And that's with a bunch of inefficiencies in our system such as still using an electric shower. Also we were home with a baby near full time for half the year.

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

It literally takes one minute to sign this petition to stop mass harvesting of seaweed from the west coast of Ireland without proper public consultation. I signed and it’s at 12,222 out of 15,000 rn — please sign:

Idea: Stealthflix. Netflix that has no opening sound or animation so my baby doesn't notice it's opened and expect Ms Rachel.

Telling my daughter we are a day long household not a through the town household.

I don't care what Ms Rachel says, this is where I put my foot down!

She just headbutted her father in the balls!

A triple threat!