Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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They cut to this awesome football fan and my dad muttered, “Fentanyl.”

Out with the old and in with the oooh!

Welcome to the public domain, Camptown Races

Happy New Year (for real this time), everybody!

He really gets it

Stick around I’m almost never funny on here!

When that NFL commentator said, “That was a big time catch and throw!” I simply had to agree

I just got fast food even though we’re eating dinner in an hour call the police there’s a mad man around

This is the time of year where I must ask myself is it wrong to wake my 85 year old father from a nap so he can make me popcorn I just don’t know *loud coughing*

Goddamit Kelcey

Haunted by my humiliating tabs

I bet spas could make a lot of money these days if they offered sobbing massages where everyone involved cries the whole time

Detainees inside the LA Federal detention center are flashing their lights for protesters.

Thanks Jessi

Thanks Amanda

Thank you Courtney

Thank you I’ll take this information back to the team

Thank you for trying but it was for younger kids - more like an illustrated picture book and the drawings were similar to Quentin Blake’s art- line drawings, kind of melancholy, lots of seaweed 🤓

I singlehandedly brought this orchid back from the dead so I’m not sure what else you want from me

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Military contractors pitch unprecedented prison plan for detained immigrants Erik Prince wants to cut a deal to transport detainees from the US to El Salvador.

In case you haven't been paying attention for the past two decades and some, Erik Prince is a threat to liberal democracy and human rights on a global scale.

White Lotus 4: Subway Sandwiches

Growing up Catholic had a lot of fun elements like for example at the age of 7 I thought I was going to Hell because I had a crush on the dad from Arthur, who was married

White Lotus 4 the motel that shares a parking lot with the bowling alley

pagliacci: but doctor... i AM pagliacci
doctor: then shut the fuck up

I hadn’t heard! Thank you so much for telling us, Aubs!

We love sinkholes! Beautiful photo!

Life is significantly easier if you find someone who makes you laugh above all, tell the children