chicago suburb too fancy weed store gave me the go catatonic on the bed weed. im smokin that straight go directly to sleep do not pass go

"i knew this movie was sauceless when they howled in the movie and no one in the call howled back"
- @100racs.bsky.social

Horse IN SPACE! 🚀🐴

Or something?

Fun little pic from TFF!

By @horsesigurd.bsky.social

#fursuitfriday

Youve heard of space whales, now get ready for Space Horse!

Good kyanite~

THATS SO CUTEEEE

Going to throw increasingly bilious insults each time someone tells me we need to "reach out" to Trump voters

I'm currently at "you spurious dipshit horsefucker" and I will escalate.

*walks into cereal store*
what the fuck, you are selling cereal here?!
Im never shopping at this store again, i hate cereal!

Wanna link up?

Wwrruuff willow you might be inspiring this one gfjfjhfbhf this hits hardddd

Streams have been incredibly normal recently

"Normalest ever" mhm mhm you arent fooling anyone with that 💜

Vex i fucking LOVE these so much, every time i see these memes i start out low chuckling and actively cackling by the time i get to the end. <3

I made one of my customary shitposts for the Tagetes #LancerRPG

golden rule of inanimate tf: caption must start with “uh oh!” or “oops!”

A doodle of a somewhat rodent shaped quadrupedal Gargoyle (Kyanite) playing a MIDI Keyboard while looking upwards to the top left of the image. At the bottom there is some text which reads "Kai banging out the tunes - April 13, 2026" rest in power, neil. your legacy is unending and your tunes resonate through the universe.

📸 : @cosmolutrinae.bsky.social

general boost as it always helps,,, weh,,,,

(also neat that the redirect works)

Summoning the pet rock (gargoyle) @sharkbyt.es because this describes them the best <3

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.

a shiny latex bat shows you his squishy beans

Wing snugs or squishy paws, your choice 🦇🐾

#rubberfur @kariwanz.bsky.social
📷 @kevon.is.dog

Thats how it be sometimes, this one is glad that it was able to get the rest it seemingly desperately needed 💜💜

Introducing myself for all the new cuties around here!

You may call me Sophie, or any sufficiently deferential title. My hobbies include fucking up girls and instilling terror in the hearts of my enemies.

You can find my WARHOUND cosplay photos in the thread below! 🐶 🔫 🧵

A very good inflatable rabbit poses for the camera, the subservience in their eyes plain for all to see, their head little more than a glorified balloon, shivering with every snap, creak and pop of the rubber reverberating around their head~ it’s made of royal blue latex with bright yellow accents on the snout and eyes and inside the ears~

u should tell @neshurr.bsky.social what a good bunny toy they are <3 they don’t have a phone atm, so it would be nice to give some 𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 validation to the sweet thing, for it to find when it makes it home~

Would you be so kind? It likes to ensure its subjects feel supremely appreciated~

HGGFJFKCHVFHGFHH wwwehhh >/////< i still cant believe how deep into toyspace this got me... 😵‍💫😵‍💫 45 mins passed in what felt like 10, and as soon as it inflated and i felt the heavy ears and the rubber sounds surrounded me, everything else literally faded away @w@

Quartz sitting on your partner's face, giving you two minutes to convince her to let them go before the latex pony gear slowly forming over their body seals shut and becomes permanent~

pooltoy living suit partner that treats you like a dumb little pet and scolds you whenever you try to rub through its crotch or hump into it in an effort to get off

A page titled “I Am As You See Me” showing a poem set in a typewriter-style font. The text reflects on wildness, identity, recognition between beings, and the refusal to ask permission to exist. The poem speaks of feral instinct, kin recognizing kin, and an “old wolf who survived,” drawing connections between bodily memory, animal recognition, and sacred life moving through all creation. A faint graphic mark sits behind the text like a watermark, and the piece is signed at the bottom “— Shimi & Critter.”

A dark, charcoal-style illustration of a wolf emerging from swirling black fur and shadow. Only the wolf’s glowing white eyes and faint muzzle are clearly visible against the deep black background, giving the sense of a presence forming out of darkness. Across the lower half of the image, distressed white lettering with red accents reads: “I HAVE STOPPED ASKING FOR PERMISSION TO EXIST.” In the lower corner is a small red signature stamp reading “ShiMi.” The overall composition evokes defiance, self-possession, and the quiet power of something wild refusing to disappear.

“I am as You See Me” V2.0

#therian #poetry

they can nerf potemkin into the ground, they can make him bottom of the competitive balance, i will still ride or die with him until the end of time

This is a hugeeee mood