@guttergreedking.bsky.social we gots to share one on my porch 🖤

75 hour work week complete.
Vibes are immaculate to close out a hard af week

Dating in this generation is fucking STUPID

Oh look. I’m Crunch Fitness on a Saturday.

Look at all these gym couples lifting together. Giving each other high fives between sets and matching gym fits.

🙄😒🤮

Christmas was good to me
Got 4 boxes of One Piece cards

And theyre all gonna get ripped LIVE!

Yup - Dipsy Doodle streaming again in 2025👀👀👀

Date TBD
#OPTCG

Chat - I’m starting to fit back into the jeans I wore in college 🥹👀

We are so back

Thank you bud. You got this. One day at a time.

Dont try to cold turkey. Ease yourself
It took me a full year of weening off to finally be comfortable enough to think I can shut it down completely

Today marks 3 years since I quit chewing tobacco.

Something I am immensely proud of doing after 12 years of daily use of an insanely dangerous habit.

a sign that says tell me on it ALT: a sign that says tell me on it

Last Day in NYC and I’m hungover as sin

This means a Bacon Egg & Cheese on a fat Everything Bagel.

This mean you gonna tell me to play FFXIV again?

Put them in the air fryer if you own one

27/10

Realized I’m the only single one at this family party of 19 people…

AMA

Straw Hat Squirtle has now become an insane tattoo idea for me

Listen loud & clear

Watch all 6 of the Digimon Adventure: tri movies

You will not regret a thing

Credit to @wulff.bsky.social

My 5 yr old nephew is getting into Roblox. It is so over for his parents’ wallets

So wait until I’m not surrounded by toddlers & my family😂

Belated Merry Christmas bud

Going on the “gotta watch” list

No milk & cookies from me next year!!

I get too anxious if im stoney in public so i tend to only consume when im either not leaving the house or only walking somewhere local

If im going anywhere after a few rips of the Pennifer Anniston

2 sprits of cologne. Minimum

Yeah i know. Santa and I need to have a small discussion about that

Another Christmas with no Goth Mommy under the tree for me

Santa and I need to have a conversation

HOW DO WE PULL BOTH MY CHASE CARDS IN A SINGLE BOX?!?!

Went on a little adventure today.
New Beat for my Longest Ride (8.3 miles there & back)

Florida pals. Get a Bike

This is so much fun

The Monster + Penjamin morning session hits like Euphoria

G A Y

WFH is a banger because we can re-open the meal prep kitchen while we hit the penjamin and jam to Sleep Token🤌🏼

We got the Fruity Pebbles protein ice cream with the Ninja Creami

300 Calories
30g Protein.

Tastes like a bowl of fruity pebbles
11/10🤌🏼👌🏼

Post you from a different era

Are there any goth mommies on Blue Sky that I can simp over?

This app will be a 10/10 if so

Let the floodgates open.

No chains bind me