stone top dysphoria

The Cia agent sitting at your dining room table with this post printed out

So what about that tea

2026:
❌ catgirl gf
❌ robot gf

✅ robot gf pretending to be catgirl gf

I'll do it but it's gotta be gay somehow

"we irritating" meme but it's been edited to say "we dilating" and the women are holding dilation instruments

has this one been done before

How to Attract Trans Women on Dating Apps

A Practical Guide for Chasers

(please repost if you enjoy this! Thank you ily)

I'm over here doing this for free. They could pay me 6 figures and save a couple mil

Yeah but atleast we aren't dutch

Yeah. Wish I just didn't feel emotions sometimes

Does Eminem have t boy swag

It is lesbian visibility week, the one week of the year where we do not have to take turns keeping watch against lesbian attacks

Not if you want people to take your emotions seriously

why is it always MENtal illness. why can't you suffer from womental illness instead

Monday gang We report a perfect injection. Do your shots!

telling the white trans girl to refrain from using the phrase "i got that dog in me" lest it be misconstrued in a manner most foul

now quit this silliness and put that collar on me. it's what You're for.

it's ALL You're for.

You are the object of our devotion. women throw themselves at Your feet in breathless worship. the masses crowd around You, desperate for a glimpse of Your face beneath the mask. You are divinity itself, given form and voice.

and if You don't stop begging to be a "person", we'll have You replaced.

Second puberty takes off 10 years

ACAB includes ppl wearing "wearable AI" and im not joking

Yeah idk how the fuck I'm 30. Still can't process that

Yes ma'am

You're doin' fine kid.

ME: Sorry I can't remember your names. I don't know how many of us are going to be around in a little while.

REGULAR AT MY RESTAURANT: It's okay. I come here cause I don't know how to cook!

HIS WIFE: He's Grisham, but yes, he's doomed. And I'm Maryann. And I still need my red.

yeah when you hit like your 30-40's then it only happens like once a day

ME: He just wasn't any good in the sack. You know what that means?

MY CAGE DOG WHO I GOT SO I HAD SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MY CAGE: Auu

ME: I'm so glad we can talk like grown ups now. You're my little grown up. You saved me.

its that time again

Sketches of two characters from The Pitt. Santos leans aggressively over a counter while Mel stands behind her sweating and wearing an apologetic smile. Santos says, “she asked for NO pickles.” Mel says, “i-, r-really, it’s fine.” hashtag mentos for life

why do I always fall for this exact ship dynamic