At this point in time, why would anyone travel to the US?

I’m good at football in the same way Trump is good at fighting. I’ve never played football in my life.

“Imagine a guy who shed 15lbs over the course of a year. The fact is, that guy would’ve become lighter. More light, amirite?”

Based on past evidence, no-one has any reason to believe that any of Trump’s flying monkeys will ever face justice.

Has anything changed?

They appear to be the exact same person but I’m not wearing my glasses

If only there was a beautiful farm where he could go and run around in green fields with Reagan and Nixon and Bush Sr.

Words words words. 👏👏

American cars are sold exclusively to Americans.

They’re too big, too thirsty and too goddam fugly for anyone else.

Is anyone surprised?

It’s as if the US has gone from being the place that makes some cool movies and music, to being the place run by a decrepit senile child-fucker and his balding bastards.

America: fuck that. Drill.

Christ.

Sloppy Second Lady

It’s like my Nana always said:

America is a country owned and run by old white child-fuckers.

Dreadful woman she was, my Nana.

It’s like my Nana always used to say:

Kill this cunt, rip his head and spine out and put that shit on the news.

She was a terrible godless woman, my Nana.

Are you joking? I go one week each side!

The attacker was born in the US; the victim was an immigrant from Bangladesh.

Trump posts graphic video of woman’s killing in Florida President’s post on Truth Social is in keeping with a pattern of using shocking video to sow fear about immigration and justify mass deportation

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Why would I want to scrap green levies and save £200?

I miss when we all thought George W was the dumbest president that could ever exist.

Ah, Catholicism. The most weirdest and most rapey strand of Christianity.

Cunts.

The only country ever to invoke Article 5. The only country ever to receive NATO support.

But ok, Donny.

Wait a second. Are you suggesting that “trees” are only known as such because of 17th century colonists?

I’ll cancel the reservation. Might lose the deposit. Ffs.

... and zis we slowly draw out from la bouche - ze mouth - while les yieux, your eyes, boil and drop in a squish

Hmm.

This would confirm my hypothesis that, while 2A is a strong performer in the settlement of domestic disputes, and the wholesale murder of children; it remains largely unexplored in the context of its stated purpose.

Nurse, please despatch the subject.

Scrub and prep for… 2B.

Relax, it’s an empty threat and your glorious leader has shown himself once again to be a colossal cunt.

Cancelling an empty threat is a sign of true leadership 🙏