Happy birthday! *nose boop*

3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]

Laser Danger

xkcd.com/3108/

Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval

Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval
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Anyone have a good link for info for a kid viewing the cosmic event occurring tomorrow (Feb 28)? I'm in the SW of the US.

Wired: $5 subscription for one year (seriously)
www.wired.com/v2/offers/wi...

Rolling Stone: $7.99 per month (though you can find deals if you like)
www.rollingstone.com/subscribe/

Teen Vogue: No subscription, but you can sign up for their newsletters
www.teenvogue.com/newsletter

Time to cancel if you haven't already.

Glorious!

Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

How's your weekend going?

Ain't that the truth, and the tragedy. Hawaii is so beautiful, grateful you got to be there for awhile and that you could still enjoy the experience. It's like no other place I've been.

UGH. Can you see an allergist? I had testing and am getting shots to help my body wrangle allergens. It's hell, but worth it in the long run (allegedly). If you can, let them know about Hawaii since most do local allergens unless you specify you want to know what caused those probs.

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken TACOMA, WA—Operating on pure natural instinct while leaping into action to protect his beloved owners, heroic dog Snickers saved a local family of five from the threat of an herb-roasted chicken, sources confirmed Wednesday. “It was a close call, but luckily Snickers could sense the golden brown skin of the chicken we’d just roasted for […]

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
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VividMuse - Twitch It's Sol 98 and we're in trouble 0.0 //

I'm streaming Surviving Mars over at www.twitch.tv/vividmuse

U.S. weighs destroying $500 million in stockpiled covid tests The government is reviewing proposals to shut down the program that ships free covid tests to American households and has been considering destroying 160 million tests.

Friendly reminder to get your free Covid tests before they throw them away.

Covidtests.gov

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A federal judge in Massachusetts temporarily paused the Trump administration’s federal employee buyout program’s deadline, which had been set for 11:59 p.m. tonight.

Oof. That sounds awful. Is there a USB port? A CD drive? How does one do that? I'm def not smart enough for smart bulbs.

@tabletoprich.bsky.social *poke*

Thank you for saying so, there's so much hate for the series and it's soooooo good.

Back at you, sweet one. <3

I said the same thing earlier. I hope they're getting actual help.

Totally fair. Thanks, I'm not sure what sources to trust anymore appreciate your view.

Breaking News Headlines and Media Bias | Ground News The biggest source for breaking news around the world. Compare headlines across the political spectrum using media bias ratings driven by data. Spot misinformat

Hiya 🖤 May I ask what are you seeing that I'm not re: CNN. I admit to being selective with my news intake and only stuff at the *MAKES MY BRAIN SCREAM* is being retained. Tho I'm getting news at ground.news and noticed one of CNN's articles had a liberal bias so I'm monitoring that. Worse?

euphoric photo of dolphins jumping under a rainbow

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

VividMuse - Twitch Let's #GetStuffDone together // 18+// !el

Informal work sprint stream over at www.twitch.tv/vividmuse . 25 minutes of focused work followed by undefined minutes of chat before the next sprint (cuz a good hostess spends time w/ her guests <3 ). New to me game as a reward after. Come hang? #GetStuffDoneTogether

I'm so very sorry, my deepest condolences.

Twitch Twitch is the world

Keep forgetting to post when I go live, but I'm playing #CityofHeroes on HC on Thursdays at 4pm (E) w/pals.

Unscheduled streams of other games and a co-working / productivity sprint stream. Keeps my synapses firing and improves effectiveness + social time😍 Come on over 🖤 www.twitch.tv/vividmuse

Israel and Hamas reach a Gaza ceasefire agreement Israel and Hamas have reached an agreement on a multiphase ceasefire that commits them to end the war in Gaza, President Biden and Qatar's prime minister announced separately on Wednesday.

UPDATE: Israel and Hamas have reached an agreement on a multiphase ceasefire that commits them to end the war in Gaza, President Biden and Qatar's prime minister announced separately on Wednesday.

Been sick af since 12/27, and finally starting to feel human. It's confusing to now be almost halfway through January. Excited to be back in motion, but so much to do. Still have gifts to mail and returns to wrangle, decor to pack up and Mt. Laundry to scale. My fave thing I watched: Decameron.