The "branded" one got me. Full on at work snort

I mean, I guess I am due...

Wrestlers Sting and Vampiro stand at a wrestling event.

Happy birthday to Robert Smith of the Cure and Jerry Only of the Misfits, born on this day in 1959.

Weird. Mine is long squiggly tube-shape.

I keep hearing this and hope it's true, because it is my favorite little factoid.

This is a sidebar from that. I used to joke that I once thought I had a really bad urinary tract infection, but it turned out to just be syphilis

The reactions were worth it. The syphilis* was not.

*kidding again

A graphic that says I won a Webby We Made It #webbys

I did it, I beat that motherfucker Pingu
eatf.art/webby
#nootnoot #webbys

The French hated it so much they called it “un biopic really really bad”

Panel from What If...? #17 (1990) Sergei Kravinoff aka Kraven The Hunter, stands naked in a room full of spiders that swarm around him or hang from the ceiling. The spiders cover his shame. He looks upset. Kraven: Why am I DOING this?

“An analysis revealed multiple oddities that would not be expected for data from real people, leading Barnett and his colleagues to suspect that the data could have been fabricated. “It was an enormous surprise to come across something like that,” Barnett says.”

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term -The Onion

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

Several geese in a grassy field. One goose is very close and eating corn niblets from a pile on the ground

Honk if you're corny

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

CUCKOO 1: I heard you finally found work
CUCKOO 2: Yeah I got a job in a cuckoo clock
CUCKOO 1: How are you finding it?
CUCKOO 2: Pretty boring, but it gets me out of the house

I think about this all the time

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Its a small bodega or little store probably in New York little shop called "Nasty Market" "open 24 hours" the photo was taken at night making the scene more grim then it would probably appear during the day nasty market if it's a porn shop i have read the situation wrong

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

just went sea perverting (snorkelling) 🙂

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

Xbox 5 likes isn't a lot" imagine 5 people teabagging you Themselves replying clarification: in a game

Xbox is having a day

Too late you lose, plenty of good coffee elsewhere

I suppose that's one way to give a Coors light flavor

My wife and I saw it and we both enjoyed it. I don't want to spoil anything but would love to hear what you think about it!

Fuckin'....Reese Bollockspoon, amirite?

a car is flying through the air on top of a rocky cliff Alt: a car is flying through the air on top of a rocky cliff

How It Always Goes:

Republicans: [drive car into ditch]

Public: Ahhh!!! We’re in a ditch! Someone get us out!

Democrats: [get car out of ditch]

Public: You took too long! And the car is scratched!Boooo!!! [elects Republicans]

Republicans: [drive car into ditch]

YOU ARE HERE:

Fuckin'...Sandra Bollocks, amirite?

No one has ever been more surprised supporting the face eating leopard party resulted in their face being eaten.