Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel [**Melania: Devourer of Men** ](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H)so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: It's absurd, [the cover is ridiculous](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H), and **it's free**, so we're not giving Amazon any money. redditors have already pushed the book high: It's currently the 15th result when you search "Melania Trump." That's crazy. 2 days ago it wasn't even on the first page. With a little more push, we can keep this moving up the charts. We just need people to: 1. "Buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon. Please share! UPDATE: IT'S WORKING. This book is now the EIGHTH result on Amazon when you search for Melania Trump. We are going UP!!! KEEP SHARING!

This will be my only Melania movie post. I don't want to give space for apologists. But this is too good to not share.

Thousands upon thousands of Danes in a silent march in Copenhagen today. We were honoring our veterans from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. You asked for help, America, and we came. We will always stand by our allies and friends. Will you?

Too much of my life right now is at the whim of capricious, vindictive, selfish, shitty people in the twilight years of their lives who seem determined to make themselves the main characters to the bitter end. Anyway, maybe tomorrow.

What a thread! (scroll up)

In Denmark this was called „bundesligahår” (bundesliga hair) 😂

ACHTUNG #blockempfehlung

Sturmabteilung der Amis

@icegov.bsky.social

When the world is a giant sandbox, do the one thing you can: dig!!

Thank you to White Sands National Park for actually allowing dogs. He was living his best life out there among the cool gypsum sand.

Das Bild zeigt zwei Personen, die Feuerwerkskörper zünden. Es gibt Rauch und Funken, die von den Feuerwerkskörpern ausgehen. Im oberen Bereich des Bildes ist das Logo der Deutschen Umwelthilfe zu sehen, zusammen mit dem Text „Hackerangriffe auf Böllerverbot-Petition“. Darunter steht in einem pinken Textfeld: „Wir wehren uns gemeinsam gegen gezielte Angriffe auf zivilen Engagement für ein privates Feuerwerksverbot“.

Bei uns und weiteren Organisationen hat es gezielte Hackerangriffe gegeben. Unsere Petition gegen private Silvesterböllerei mit über 870.000 Unterschriften ist aber wieder online. Jetzt erst recht unser Bündnis #böllerciao unterstützen und unterschreiben: duh.de/boellerciao

Hey Jon Stewart, jokes about wearing masks aren't funny Critics of the host say he's a hypocrite.

No one randomly owes you information about their health, their loved one’s health, or, understandably, just wanting to avoid Covid, which is the only way to prevent Long Covid.

THIS.

Books: the last true luxury, the space into which the mind can unfold, unhindered by the shrill and constant scream of money.

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

Polizeigewalt in Gießen aufarbeiten Friedliche Demonstrationen sind ein unverzichtbarer Bestandteil unserer Demokratie. Der Gießener Oberbürgermeister Frank-Tilo Becher zum Beispiel lobte ausdrücklich den friedlichen Protest der Demonst...

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Screenshot of a CNBC headline that reads: “How device hoarding by Americans is costing economy.” The subtext says Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever, which may be smart for consumers but can reduce productivity.

If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.

Das "Beste" an generativer KI ist, dass bald eine Unterscheidung zwischen echten und generierten Bildern und Videos nicht mehr möglich ist, während die Erstellung von Fakes super vereinfacht wird, und Propaganda deswegen ein goldenes Zeitalter erleben wird, pünktlich zur Einführung des Faschismus.

KI-"Kunst" verfüttert den tiefsten Ausdruck der menschlichen Seele an eine automatisierte Hackmaschine, stückelt daraus bizarre Frankenstein-Zerrbilder echter Kreativität zusammen und nennt das dann Arbeitszeit-Ersparnis.

Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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Junge Russen stellen sich gegen Putin Junge Russen stellen sich gegen Putin

Das sollte viral gehen,
damit diese jungen Menschen
nicht verschwinden
#RussiaIsaTerroriststate

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Vielen lieben Dank für die Infos! Mann und ich wurden gerade hier geimpft, beide U60, kein Problem. Die waren super nett und alles ging schnell. Telefonisch vereinbart da wir zu zweit kommen wollten. Termin Ende September gemacht, also etwa 2 Wochen Wartezeit.

Can people please stop loudly declaring everything Trump does is "just a distraction"? It's all part of the same project. Consider it authoritarian multi-tasking.

Forgive me if I haven’t seen it elsewhere, but why are we not referring to this as the Pedofiles?

In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.

I am dying from laughter! We successfully memed our way into getting Russian State TV to talk about Melania Trump as an agent of Ukraine!

they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of a 30 Rock TV show

Adulthood is basically that feeling you get when you unwrap your food and it’s not what you ordered

Background of a stormy sky with wording Covid doesn’t care if You’re strong You’re smart You’re rich You’re pretty You’re famous You’re successful You’re fit You’re healthy You’re young You’re talented Your next infection could bring a storm of chronic illness into your life Protect your quality of life with an umbrella of protections (with pic of umbrella with mask, vaccine, hepa, open window and tests on it)

You wouldn’t go out in a storm without protection 🌂

Don’t drown in chronic illness by going out in a storm of airborne infectious disease without protection 😷

It's fascinating that people think AI can replace doctors and teachers but can't select all the squares containing motorcycles.

Long COVID is Now the Number One Chronic Illness in Children Repeatedly mass infecting kids with COVID is not a public health strategy. It's a fast pass to declining population health

"it is no mystery why so many children are getting Long COVID. So many children are getting Long COVID because so many children are getting COVID"

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Still Not Feeling the Same After COVID-19? You’re Not Alone The physical and mental effects of COVID-19 can linger for months and even years.

TIME: 'Still Not Feeling the Same After COVID-19? You’re Not Alone'

'Nearly half of people who reported both poor physical and mental qualify of life following their infections also believed they had Long COVID.'

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