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Posts by Steve Syfuhs

But also tell me more

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Wait until you realize how many people reinvent NTLM

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Idiot. *cough* sorry, father of the Xbox and WAIT WHO THE F SCHEDULES AN INTERVIEW FOR SATURDAY AT 9AM

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It's wet and it has the hydrogens and oxygens and the

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If you want to be extra evil set a delayed send of a few things so they show up a few days after you leave.

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By golly you will learn something. 50/50 it's what you wanted to learn.

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Wings especially for Ned outlook reminder

Wings especially for Ned outlook reminder

Dammit @nedpyle.com

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No I know I just thought it was funny

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CreateProcess is itself also just not particularly fast when it gets called in weird ways

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Every "dammit Jerry" burns 17.3 furlongs of oil

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There is a cost but it's a moral cost

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Okay but so am I

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Bah!

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We aren't mad that you don't like green day. We're mad that you're only 25.

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There's a subtly there Barry was also pointing out. Even if the app is doing the dangerous thing, they still have to get the impact right. If I copy and paste some text into a text box and all it does is blow up my client app, meh, self own. If I do it to a web app and take down the server, win.

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That has merit especially since they have source access. We used to document the required privileges on certain system calls but it's just exploded and never up to date. What I'd love is something to scan our code and tell me effective privilege levels required to do XYZ.

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The annoying problem we're seeing is they're great! reports, but the analysis is just wrong so the punchline is meaningless. The last one we got was telling us the output of the csprng was kernel memory because it contained valid Unix Timestamps.

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I'm assuming no one took offense to that and everyone lived happily ever after instead of both of them turning on you

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The problem we are currently observing is we're also getting the reports of the stuff not sticking to the wall so now we need another AI layer to check if the AI submitted report on the code written by AI has a vulnerability.

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Damn right you are

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Took a minute to realize y'all aren't talking about catheters

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Well that's an unfortunate auto corrupt RIE

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It's only a gorilla Roe how hard could it be

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Right after they return a serve from Serena Williams and fight a gorilla with these 3 dudes from work?

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Once again asking my guys: for fucks sake just get a fucking divorce

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I read through all of this thinking it had to be one gigantic setup for a pun

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