fuck the circumstances that led to this

strongest vouch in the world for brie and omi—these women gave me a soft landing when i arrived here, they helped pick up the pieces, they are absolute sweethearts

YESSSS AGENCY RULES DUDE

not an economist but what if men grew up instead

group fitness classes

everybody shut the fuck up, brian shartz says they’re doing their best

mods, take apart that guy's legos

godddd they’re all so feckless and i’ve got some great recommendations IF I COULD POST THEM

ur doing great sweetheart🩷

good job not fedposting everybody. keep it up. i know it’s hard. i believe in u

you could be that someone elissa😊

that’s right! you!

lol “i hope someone else does the right thing!” is amazing messaging from a sitting senator

☝️that’s the neat part,

i’d vote against glassing a whole civilization right fucking now if i could

elected officials could maybe start throwing their bodies against the white house gates instead of posting limp platitudes

[me holding a W] hmm this might actually be an L

hey. don't be sad. one billion gay draculas sucking and fucking. okay?

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gross! thank you for pointing this out

thank u capitalism, incredible way to organize a society

bottom surgery in a little over a month, and instead of Enjoying This Beautiful Moment i’m catastrophizing over going on leave maybe affecting my contract renewal at work🙄

learning thru trial and error that Vape is not a food group

“bluesky is dying” go marvel at the wonder of nature for a bit

this is simply true on its face, no elaboration required

deliberately falling behind a lil to sneak a glance at my own butt

need some kind of augmented reality tech that lets me save ghost files of my trail runs, that would be so sick

cissexuals love saying shit like “safety and respect is the best medicine”

i’m so full of fiber this shouldn’t be happening but also it’s nice to just be alive

regulated emotionally, constipated digestively

drawing a hard line between “trans” and “lesbian” and focusing on the latter helps a lot