I'd give it to Hendo personally

We're sending out the U21s in the West Ham game, yeah??? #CPFC

Canvots gotta come off #CPFC

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Dodo:

#CPFC

Mitchell Player of the Season! I'll hear no arguments! #CPFC

You can easily tell when the commentators have only looked at players' stats and not actually watch the players 🙄 #CPFC

Way more people should be outraged by the fact that trans men are FORCIBLY detransitioned to “PRESERVE FERTILITY”

Bodily autonomy is being removed..
Human rights are stripped away..

TO “PRESERVE FERTILITY”????

This is what reducing human beings to reproductive roles leads to.

All love Larnaca, but I never wanna play you again! 😅 #CPFC

Give it to Gussand lol #CPFC

Go back and read what the idiot said...
That's all you need to know.

2 of my favourites! Back when Sutton let us sit behind the goal at U21s games, I'd have a good laugh with Joe. Fantastic lad, really want him to become our 1st choice 1 day!

Gecqua for life!

SIGN HIM THE FUCK UP!!! #CPFC!!!!!

I love him ❤️💙 #CPFC

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You know things are bad when you celebrate a late winner like we just won the FA Cup again 🤣🤣🤣🤣. We're gonna get mocked for that 1! 😅 #CPFC #CRYWOL

#CPFC

I hate watching us play teams like this. We're so slow and too focused on drawing them out, which they won't do because why would they?

Slowly passing round the back to draw them out instead of firing the ball up to either beat their line or at least win a set piece. Painful to watch. #CPFC

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not him though! 😀 #PorcelainMade

The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Moral of the story? Be careful what you wish for. It might be more painful than you think it will be!

I said to myself, "I'll take a loss vs. Burnley in exchange for a win vs. Brighton."
That's happened, and I genuinely would've taken it, but Fate is a cruel mistress, & needs ne to feel the pain of my desire, so she made it happen in a collapse that I haven't seen at Selhurst since Crystanbul #CPFC

Welcome to Charity FC JSL! No matter how well you do, we'll still fuck it all up #CPFC

That's the thing, it'll be a manager who thinks he can take the challenge, someone in it for the money, or a combination of the 2

Agreed, you can't judge someone for failing at Spurs. That's like judging a human for dying. It's an inevitably 😅

Frank at Selhurst when Glasner leaves? #CPFC

Tbf to Dwight McNeil's girlfriend, Crystal Palace Football Club mess with my mental health on a weekly basis so I get where she's coming from. #cpfc

So Mateta didn't go, Zaha is pissy with us cause we didn't side with him on the stupid dispute her and JP had a few months ago, and we kept moving the goalposts on the McNeil deal until we decided not to do it in the end.

Clubs a joke man... #CPFC

Tbf, our 2 best chances came from Lerma. The pen was gonna be his goal without the hand, and a good shot saved early on. Got him or Mitchell for MotM for us