sitting here howling bc trump has taken the world to the precipice of armageddon to distract from the fact he's in the epstein files, and just when it seems like he has succeeded, melania pops in with a "guys i swear i'm not involved with that epstein guy. remember him? anyway it's nothing"
to the tune of "welcome to the jungle"
Been on some aawagga shit for the last months but I’m pulling out of it
is it bad all i could think is "why not both"
The police chief yelling at Kevin McGonigle. The first frame reads, "Well, McGonigle, the Padres are DEAD! Their balls were crushed right in front of their fans!" The second frame shows Kevin McGonigle holding a bat, responding, "Hey, I'm trying to hit balls here."
it means he gets results, you stupid chief!
George Costanza wearing a Detroit Tigers hat saying, "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into baseball mode."
Korean MLB advertising with slogan “it’s big ball chunky time”
MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it
Jeremy Roenick crying
Dylan Larkin, man. Gold Medalist, man.
dawg🥹
U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, MICH-I-GAN, MICH-I-GAN, MICH-I-GAN
DYLAN LARKIN IS AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALLIST 🥇🇺🇸 #LGRW
@joeyerdon.bsky.social hey, happy birthday, buddy 🤝
congratulations to Sam Darnold for overcoming the absolutely debilitating hardship he suffered of being a New York Jet and winning the Super Bowl
between the TPUSA show and New England, a bad night for “patriots” all around!
Here lies New England. They never scored.
New England scored a touchdown the moment after I finish making this meme. Assholes. Stealing my joy
finally, somebody is!!
the seahawks have 18, so kid rock and the president are no longer interested in this game
a lot of (questionable) people crying about the halftime show, saying it was “bad”
I liked it.
If you ask me, the real poor performance is this New England Patriots team. P.U.
Jay makes a damn good chip
hell yeah brother
Back of a Matthew Stafford shirsey
absolutely
“Boo hoo money can’t buy happiness” then quit hoarding all of it, you bozo
Screenshot from the Super Mario 3 Spade House matching game, where they did not match properly
lookin ass
this guy's face looks like when you fuck up the spade panel mini-game in mario 3
also being deeply unhappy while having infinite money is absolutely a skill issue. i could be extremely happy with even a fraction of the money he has. why? because i am not a 50 something man who thinks "trolling people online" is a personality
elon has infinite money and all the time he doesn't spend being a racist pedophile that no one likes, he is posting passive aggresively like an AIM away message
the most beautiful part of being an adult in america is the ability to get ripshit on quadruple IPAs and order a burger on the doordash
the ugliest part is....the horrors
joshua tree whips ass. what an absolutely beautiful piece of this country (not biased bc my name is joshua)
okay but like, i want it