That's still too damn high.

Shit. I'm sorry.

Were you able to get a ride?

"Puny god."

That is likely the saddest true statement I'll see today.

Completely accurate, you understand...but damn sad.

This is likely the saddest true statement I'll see today.

Completely accurate, you understand...but damn sad.

Real.

Hey friends.

If you're partaking in the 4/20 festivities today, enjoy yourselves, but PLEASE be safe.

Don't get behind the wheel of a car if you're high. Do not put yourself and others in danger just because you think you're "built different." You're not.

Please drive sober.

You could make your comment 250% more accurate by removing the last two words.

OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

I am SO ready for this.

Can confirm, actual Hoth footage.

Q: Is the Strait of Hormuz open or closed?
A: Yes.

Hey - you didn't say "wrong answers only". It's not their fault for giving you the correct answer.

I voted for Harris, not this bullshit.

Hold up.

You only enforce that on Mondays?

One very important question:

Did you shout "DEEZ NUTS!" at any point in the battle?

I will never look at OoT the same way again.

Ganon was beaten with - wait for it - deez nuts.

A poster that reads, “Believing a 12-year-old is mature enough to give birth to her rapist's baby, but needs parental approval to check out a book, is peak Republican.”

NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK

Believing a 12-year-old is mature enough to give birth to her rapist's baby, but needs parental approval to check out a book, is peak Republican.

Tomorrow, I’ll post a reminder to the GOP about book bans and censorship :-)}

TBC: YMMV, but for me, the perks aren't worth the price, leaving aside other concerns.

Meh. It's not worth it to me to get Nitro TBQH.

You come back here with MY cottage pie.

I cannot express how real the sentiment is.

This is their goal.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_En...

I seriously never thought a blood clot might actually save the world, but here we are.

EYES! EYES!!

NGL, Seymour Flux was much better at being a boss than either Jecht or Yu Yevon...but yeah, even Jecht was better than Yu Yevon.

They could have done so much more with him.

I'm glad France did that...but it's absolutely disgusting France even needed to do that.

Fuck everyone who voted for this shit.