I did not have sexual relations with that *girl*.
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
There's no "I" in "trust."
BB&T: Hold my beer
FOLKS NEED TO REALIZE HOW HUGE THIS IS
For the first time in modern Texas history, Dems have candidates running in every state and federal race on the 2026 ballot.
That includes all congressional seats, every state House and state Senate race, plus statewide judicial and State Board of Education.
A big, strong brain, tears in his eyes came up to and said I "ACED" the cognitive exam. Three times no president has ever done that. Thank you for saving us from STUPID presidents, the brain said.
Leaders of this nation, we’re watching. You’re under OUR EYES. We will rise and not yield until we see equality for all. #washingtonhandmaids #olympiahandmaids #handmaids #makeatwoodfictionagain
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Ever ruminate on a project you started and still haven't finished from over 15 years ago? Yeah... me neither...
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
Two protestors with frog hats holding signs that say Silence = Death with a frog in a boiling pot of water on the left and "Thank you for your attention to this matter — Release" ('Release' as DJT's signature). The person on the left has sunglasses and a mask on wearing a green hoodie that says XL"Keep going". The person on the right is sitting in a wheel chair, is putting bunny ears above the person's head next to her, and is wearing a yellow rain coat and a Frog and Toad shirt. There are trees in the background across the street from the plaza with paved bricks the two people are in. There is a person with a video camera on a tripod in the background on the right.
Seattle, WA No Kings protest.
If Trump understood the power of "rally round the flag," he'd be caught on a hot mic talking about how another 9/11 would be good for his approval rating. Fox News would then insist we should have a second 9/11 and how the Democrats are trying to stop it and how un-American they are for interfering.
It looks like the shark is yelling: SPRINGSTEEN!
Your username is relevant thanks to the almost total disaster incident emergency at the UN with the escalator.
Post more soon plz!
Reporter: That's not a question!
Now read that again in "fed up Josh Johnson on The Daily Show" for the full effect.
I admire the commentary on the thoroughness in making everyone an enemy. But I have to say... I miss the days of Microsoft Paint before the invention of the PNG file.
***Election Night 2028***
Reporter: Who'd you vote for?
Voter: Trump!
Reporter: *disgusted* But why?
Voter: Because Biden almost got Jimmy Kimmel cancelled back in 2025!
Reporter: And who was president in 2025?
Voter: Let me ask you a question, The Ball Room looks great on Disney+!
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Let's see how well story time transfers over from Imgur to here...
Think y'all could do a story on enshitification? I've got people that would be happy to give you some insight into a microcosm of this process as sampled by Imgur and their new parent company MediaLab.
Next week y'all should do a deep dive on MediaLab and enshitification.
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@lastweektonight.com You might be interested in covering the user-driven protest happening since Friday on @imgur.com.
We may have different business daddies, but we both want to see them get fucked.
#lastweektonight #johnoliver #imgur #fuckyoubusinessdaddy
@lastweektonight.com Just thought you'd appreciate the knowledge that this meme I made last August has now utterly taken over the front page of the image/meme sharing website, Imgur. From one screwed over individual by a business daddy to another.
This definitely seems to align with the kind of topics last week tonight has covered before @lastweektonight.com
@lastweektonight.com please hear us!