their budgets are a dril tweet but with truck payments

and if they make more the truck expands to fill that space

coincidentally, you also have a game that neatly divides into ninths there

Maseratis are way more approachable than FIFA hospitality

hear me out: make a float with it

9th-14th: i will not be the reason this game ends
15th-18th: if he dies, he dies
19th+: just fucking try me i dare you i'm going home for a ham sandwich, a beer and a sleep

i feel like there's a curve where you call them only as a last resort if the game's on the line till maybe the 15th or something at which point "can i make this stop" overpowers everything else

love when the aesthetics sports decide they need to make sure some portion of the scoring is quantified and standardized

I hate the concept of Kansas City, Missouri. It's like, here's New York City, Delaware. Shut up

i feel like there's two places you get the best un-Americanized food: the town in the middle of nowhere where nobody has expectations, or the city with a big enough population base to support some real spots (RIP to the Chinese place I loved that fed all their competition's employees after hours)

guessing it's because nobody there (besides the people that opened it) had prior experience/expectations of Filipino food, so they got to do it the way they wanted to and everybody loved it.

"Drinking the blood of Jesus
Drinking it right from his veins
Learning to swim in the ocean
Learning to prowl in His name
The body of Christ looked unto me
A preacher with cock in his hand
He wants you to suck off the Holy Ghost
And swallow the sins of man"
Psalm 69:1-4 (King Junkie Version)

a hot dog restaurant menu with 17 variations and a build-your-own option

RIP to the New York Dawg Pound

guaranteed money in golf (or tennis for that matter) is always worth considering

it might have had something to do with siphoning off a handful of 2nd-rate golfers with a touch of name recognition and then filling in with guys who weren't ever gonna amount to anything on the tour, but who can say really

which one of them gets to say "that's not gonna work for me, brother"?

"here's good music promoted inorganically" is basically the entire history of record companies

my 5-speed anti-theft device does it one better by not even having the shift pattern on the knob

don't talk to me or my disgustingly toothy ghoul son again

always loved seeing a harley guy (it's always a harley guy) pulled over on the side of the highway right on the missouri/kansas border to take off/put on a helmet asap

the distilled "i do not trust this AT ALL" in those eyes

Front of picture disc edition of Carcass' Surgical Steel, showing surgical tools arranged in a circle around a captive bolt pistol

Back of picture disc edition of Carcass' Surgical Steel, with promo photo of band.

Vinyl that also goes hard

i can smell the old bay from here

the Trump ATM is currently asking him to feed it a stray cat

Jim Ross burner account spotted

it looks like a sci-fi film/tv rendition of the retro styling of the future. like are we playing live-action blernsball from futurama now?

if your truck was made without nuts and you put nuts in it that truck is trans I don't make the rules snowflake if you got a problem take it up with god

dear god, the royals got fucked on this one

life hack: redistribute Pissjugs Jeff's money for the common good like you're his ex-wife

coca-cola, sometimes war

I'm glad I got my Richard Rhodes rereading finished a few months ago.