How are you? Why doesn't this website have Dms?

Yoooooooo omg it's you 😭

In my gay animals anti Aquinas era

Love the die work wear guy really good stuff if your work is in real estate

Bakso bakso Maan
I want to be
A bakso maaan

@molto.bsky.social getting mistaken for Frank Sinatra while I'm out here being told I look British life is unfair.btw I have sun poisoning

So nice to see U on here btw

Australians just act like that in Australia tho tbf

These people acting like they're 5 mins away from demanding 30% of the harvest

The euro tourists in Bali are straight up sooooo much worse than the Aussie ones
Sure Australians drink too much but these people are straight up walking around the place tresspassing in peopels farms and treating locals like zoo animals. Pure colonial overlord vibes

I've seen it called crisps on pub menus in Aus it's happening

Also, boxing boots are going to make a comeback (I fucking hope)

Linguistic prediction: within 10 years time, Australians are going to be saying "crisps" instead of "chips" for bagged potato chips due to the fall of the term "hot chips" to describe fries

Do you think if I tell the chemist here that I saw a monkey crying and can't stop thinking about it they will give me some benzos

And that's coming from someone who witnessed some really bad monkey behaviour yesterday

I'm sorry but if your outlook and fascination with "nature" is just about sheer brutality it really reflects badly on you as a human. Life is beautiful and full of love and cooperation and sociality

My new favourite Instagram page is Nature is Not Metal which is a really.good antidote to that stupid Nature is Metal page which I have always hated

Business idea based on recent experience: lesbian cat cafe

Sorry had to get this off my chest BC it has deeply affected me

Saw a blind monkey rocking and crying today because another monkey was harassing it and I think it's one of the saddest things I've ever seen

Chemist warehouse should sell sandwiches

My nonna didn't have any sugar for our coffee today so we dissolved some orange starburst into it

It's actually insane that you can't get good bras above a double d at department stores... Like there is a market here....why am I being oppressed in this way it doesn't even make sense

So many people being all rip sinead when you know if it was an outspoken woman with mental health issues who wasn't famous they would be making like mean memes about her or calling her the r word or some shit I see you

Can't believe Sarah snook was at spice mix. You know who else likes spice mix??? Me

Okay I just checked and there is Popeyes in Jakarta so I will be eating Popeyes soon 😌

God.i wish we had Popeyes here you have no idea how much I wish that

Picture of gardener Gerald Stratford in his garden with the caption "it's a wondering thing for me to be able to share my garden with the world through the power of social media ❤️"

People are like "social media bad" lol

Omg can places stop putting dollops of caviar on things it's freaking borezo

Woke up WITH a headache that is so fucked up and unfair