Honestly surprised he's awake that early, his prostate must have got him up or something.

Stay safe! I've been in that situation before, it's bloody scary.

Probably shiny polyester with the image badly printed on it, if all those 'what I ordered vs what I got' videos are any indication.

I was a teen in Yorkshire at the time, join the 'mildly irradiated' club!

The "I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies" meme

Same vibes

26 degrees tomorrow, apparently April didn't get the memo that it's mid autumn.

Lammy with the look of a man who's dreading Starmer resigning and making him PM.

And Time Team is amazing. Most of the episodes are on Youtube happily.

Was going to say, pretty sure that's HFW in the background!

And Helen still going strong in the new series!

You don't know them, they go to a different school.

Isn't Hegseth one of those End Times nutters? To them, Jews are just a means to an end to bring about the Second Coming/Tribulation/whatever other garbage future they've envisioned.

Put it on Xitter. Big mandatory warning splatted on the screen.

Victorian councils rubbish statewide mandate that all homes must have four wheelie bins Local governments have until 1 July next year to introduce a four-bin recycling system, but some councils – and waste experts – say it’s unnecessary

I've got space for four bins, but it would take me months to fill a glass bin even once.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Judging by that photo give it another year or two and she'll disappear entirely. Did she overdo the Mounjaro?

He's currently powering Windsor Castle by use of a dynamo.

Horrible.

Critical Atlantic current significantly more likely to collapse than thought Scientists say finding is ‘very concerning’ as collapse would be catastrophic for Europe, Africa and the Americas

Not now, Gulf Stream!

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I also assumed it was the same person.

Clannad singer and harpist Moya Brennan dies aged 73 The Grammy and Emmy-winning ‘first lady of Celtic music’ was credited with popularising Irish music and lyrics

Rest in peace, Máire Brennan.
www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...

Oh no! Huge part of my teen years.

Transgender wind turbines.

I'm a dyed in the wool atheist and I would never dream of doing that. How disrespectful.

Henry VIII had better fashion sense.

Did...Trump just attack the Pope?

Also well done to the people of Hungary! Kicking the arseholes to the kerb.

GET FUCKED ORBAN
GET FUCKED PUTIN
GET FUCKED TRUMP

God this is just the stupidest timeline.

Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!

Surprised Mossad weren't lying in wait for the Iranian delegation tbh.