A sky blue cargo bike with two seats on the back. Each rear seat has a ring shaped handle for the rider to hold on to. The ring has new sky blue bar tape on it which matches the colour of the bike frame.

Replaced the bar tape on the ring handles that the kids use on the cargo bike. The old one was original so it held up for over five years before it started to come undone.

The old tape was black so the new sky blue colour looks really nice.

#cycling #cargoBike #Baltimore

A white metal lunchbox that says “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” on it in in large red letters. In front of the lunch box are dirty used gloves, a dirty paper towel, and a dirty plastic bag. Everything is stained red because of beets.

Update: She ate the beets at lunch wearing the gloves. A good time was had by all and no police or school administrators were involved.

As a testament to her commitment to being perpetually silly absolutely none of her friends were surprised by her actions.

She was giggly all morning. Maybe I’ll have to go to the principal’s office today, but that’s a price I’m wiling to pay.

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She watched me put a bag of cooked beets in a plastic bag and “surgical gloves” in her lunch box which says in large red letters HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT and the whole time seemed to be waiting for me to go “Hey. Wait a minute.” but I didn’t.

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Then she asked if we had any disposable gloves that “look like surgical gloves”. Because she didn’t want the beets to stain her hands when she ate them.

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Last night for dinner we had roasted root vegetables (carrots, beets, onions, potatoes, and celery).

My 11 year old loves beets.

She asked me to put the leftover beets in a plastic bag and put them in her lunch box for school today.

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i loved saying the R slur. it was part of the bedrock of my vocabulary, and i still miss using it. it sounds INCREDIBLE.

having said that, and i know this is controversial, but.. not using the R word is still SO easy to do, it took me no time at all, and i'm no worse off for it. its just a word.

I meant to call someone a wanker, but I called them a wankee by way of typo. Suitable still, I think.

There are just no words. More power to her. May she find peace as she continues to do her amazing work.

A parking kiosk with stickers on it that say things like “work harder! The oligarchs need another tax cut” and “ice Nazis fuck off” and “oligarch” in the form of both the Tesla and Amazon logos and FREE PALESTINE.

The parking kiosk is our local ANTIFA leader.

Deeply grateful that your post of this caught my eye. I now have one on the way presently. Will surely be a treasured possession.

I imagine all Trump admin officials have a google alert set up with their names + "fired" + "truth social"

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

Arrêtez le monde. Je veux descendre.

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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

And it only cost the $4.5 day pass. #notsponsored

A middle aged dork with glasses is sitting next to their very cool child. She is sporting a red coat and the whims of the city has bestowed some red tinted mood lighting on her face. You must never forget that anyone who is willing to be a cop is a bastard. Every single one of them. Free Palestine. Bibi can gargle my taint. Trans rights are human rights.

My eleven year old wanted to check out the transit in our new city (we moved here in the fall). “Say less.”, says I.

Took the bus to the subway to light rail and back. Excellent Sunday. #transit #baltimore

trans woman waiting to find a name that fits her, temporarily calls herself Lauren Ipsum

I spent the whole gold medal game shouting “GO Robert Mueller and the rule of law!!!”

Tried to impress a date by sending back the entree saying it tasted like horse dick but the waiter destroyed me with a simple follow up question

The five year old decided to crash our bed last night and at one point this happened:

5yo: “My feet are hot.”
Mom: “Take the blanket off your feet, then.”
5yo: “I can’t.”
Mom, grasping in the dark: “Where are your feet?”
5yo: “At the end of my legs.”

Lost. It.

Five Year Old: “Do you love me, [11 year old]?”
Eleven Year Old: **exaggerated sigh** “Fine.”

I have hacked
the prompts
that were in
your model

and which
you were probably
stealing
for profit

Forgive me
they were poetic
pithy
and evocative

My five and a half year old wrote a few words down today
and I was complimenting her on it
and she said

“That’s the power of my love.”

while she used a broken pencil
to punch holes
in each page of her sketchbook
so she could use a padlock on it

I’m absolutely fascinated. Riveted, if you will.

How odd. My machine is a body that turns machines into bodies.

A bunch of happy people harvesting hemp.

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How much of a hippie douche bag am I?

I routinely forget that people would willingly cause or allow harm to innocent bystanders and such.

It’s always trying to understand how they could not realise what they are doing and then I have to remember that they know and it’s all going exactly to plan.