i love when my intuition is right like. ah. yes. i knew the vibes were off when you introduced me

you have literally no control over other people or what they think/say/do, even if it involves you - and that's okay. it literally does not matter. pay attention to yourself and your goals and what you want and what makes you happy and this shit will happen more and it'll still mean nothing.

A brown bunny stands on a stool in a library aisle, reaching up to books on a shelf. The text overlay reads "Found this guy in my library."

sigh....... ok........ next time i have spendable income im getting a redesign from you this sold me

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sigh. okay.
my abuser died. my abuser was housing me. i do not have anywhere to go and she did not let me have a job. it was a DV situation. i am trying to get a job, but my landlord, who is also my grandfather, wants to kick me out onto the streets.

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$comfortpuppy

Title: Feral Mills Presents... ALTERNATIVE LOVE LANGUAGES Panel 1 Text box: Possessive Cuddling In a dark room Marla clutches a man's head close to her chest while her leg wraps around her torso. Her expression is wide eyed and alert. Panel 2 Text box: Harassing Minimum Wage Workers Melissa stands at the counter of a fast food restaurant, angrily holding a burger with two prominent pickles. She's pointing back at Chauncey who sheepishly rubs his arm and looks away. Melissa: He said no pickles, bitch. Panel 3 Text box: Acts of Vengeance Lester stands in front of a wall of fire, covered in blood with his arms stretched out to his sides as if coming in for a hug. Lester: I did it all for you, babe. Panel 4 Text box: Fuckin' Real Good. Cheryl leans back in bed, naked, with a lit cigarette in her mouth and and arm behind her head. Beside her, a man lies on his back, mouth agape, tongue hanging out, and staring at the ceiling.

Happy Valentine's Day! Why not break from the mainstream and show your love in a different way this year?

gazuntite

What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

Enough is enough.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

Poor guy barely got the condom on — mostly — before you got him too excited.
Commission for @dizfoley.bsky.social

i could not pay you right now...... but i would be honored

YEAH i ended up needing to sell her because i needed the money for a bill but i hope to get her back some day..... but it was literally this picture that had made me fall in love with her lol

#nsfw (sorry non furry followers please dont open this)
enjoy some old art i was thinking about last night cause i wanna recreate this style so bad

WAIT THAT WAS MY BITCH. THAT WAS YOU?

will it work with v-tech out the box or will that require file altering? /genq

they're shrimply shrimptastic. always get the shramp

was here a few weeks ago... still kind of here. you know where to reach me if you need friend 💙

i thought so... towel or put it in a sock (it's a shotglass)

what is the safest way to smash a glass. i want to destroy a gift an ex got me because i think it'd feel good but i'm not Really trying to get glass stuck in me either

Sonic Adventure (Sega Dreamcast, 1998)

#retro #90s #pool #summervibes #palms

i will feel it as deeply and express it as violently as i please

anyways i promise you that the people calling you mentally ill, or crazy, or a dramamonger for speaking up about people being nasty to you are the same people that run channels in their discord where they screenshot everything you say and document it. it's always projection! ask me how i know 🤞

very very very amused that bluesky went down right after i whinged about men not eating pussy. bluesky really is not an eater

what in the fresh fuck. is this man harold from back in the barnyard????
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Upp...)

idk im tired of men being too afraid to eat wet pussy

Photo of two warning signs that say DANGER DO NOT OPEN DEEP VOID

when someone says “how are you doing”

i really do be stupid thinkin people actually care about me

Every time one of my mutuals with a larger follower count reposts my stuff I get work, sales, followers. Even smaller accounts sharing my stuff directly translates to making my life more financially secure. If you're ever wondering if your reposts count, they absolutely do.

:)

A light brown bunny peeks through a slightly open door, watching a turtle walk on tile flooring.

"sue him??" i would but im already in poverty