somehow they dropped Matt Drudge directly from 1996 to now and he's not happy about it at all

who do we need to send the truckload of rice to

You are very very frightening me, Zoe.

And I managed to not learn disturbing facts about his creator before he died, which is more than I can say of some of my other favorite personifications of Death.

Looking for tips, or just want choose your own carbonara adventure?

Jes Goodwin sketch of Thousand Sons sorcerer Ahriman.

I think the most complete conception of him was this Jes Goodwin sketch?

I'm reminded of the first issue of Wolverine they hired Sam Kieth to draw he did Logan naked as a jaybird and on full display.

And as the editor complained, he just grumbled and added more body hair and strategic branches to be publishable.

You cracked the chili dog to page count equation.

Usually involves floof, so go nuts.

Hmm, a mandala with 24 chambers.

Yeah, I'm mainly guessing based off of the Shadow Question vs. the Vorlon Question. Whether they based their society around it is anyone's guess, but clearly each species considered it definitional enough to ask it right out the gate of other species they encountered.

If Shadow society is all about self-interest and what you want, I bet they got up to all kinds of stuff.

But what sticks in my brain is the idea of them grooming each other kind of like a mantis might?

yeah at some point this is just a worse bicycle

Almost has an analogue in physical healing.

A wound itches after it stops hurting.

FedSoc is a helluva drug.

I fully trust Tim Heidecker to be an acceptable Alex Jones replacement. Like, uncannily so.

tell me there's a bi panic Dorothy that pairs well

They should bring Whedon back. There's a nonzero chance Scarlett Johansson will actually murder him.

Like I'm sure there's a market for this.

I'm just not sure it's your market.

Definitionally. That's enough to buy a small encampment in Guyana.

They should hire you to make the InfoWars home game.

The most dangerous game.

Oh, the monolith's not gonna like this.

Is this the first book that weekend strips weren't a stretch goal?

Ling's Like "My girlfriend is a three-ton wolf now and I don't know how to feel about this."

InfoWars has always been a joke.

The difference is now it's going to be a FUNNY one, not a cruel one.

When the going gets weird, the weird go pro.

She stood in the woods
Waving her arms
Leading me to that big bee hive
Quick as a wink
She changed her mind

She gave me a fish
That's all it was
What will it take until I stop
Kidding myself, wasting my time, whoa

There's nothing else I can do
'Cause I'm doing it all for Gailbear

what would that even entail

does like a flag unroll from your mouth

"We don't know what happened, one week she was fine, then she decided to lay eighty thousand tiny bricks with a pair of tweezers."

my favorite Korn song