At least one.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

GOP - *gerrymanders*

DEMS - hey stop that no fair

GOP - *gerrymanders even more*

DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue

SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*

DEMS - *start gerrymandering*

GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

Reese Witherspoon announces her produce company pivoting to AI slop.

Jared has a crazy hourly rate.

Lauren Sánchez Bezos’s happiness routine is going viral for the wrong reasons Her daily habits with Jeff Bezos are fueling a wider debate about wealth and relatability.

An Amazon worker collapsed and died in the factory. Other workers were told not to look and keep working.

Meanwhile, here's Bezo's wife in her puff piece.

www.fastcompany.com/91526098/lau...

She got $100.

Even the plant refused to get into the “men in women's sports” trap.

And probably leaving incoherent messages in the Nobel Committee’s inbox.

I've always thought Swalwell was good at politics and a good mouthpiece for the Dems in Congress, but this is the correct decision (whether he likes it or not).

It's important to keep a party’s values intact, rather than allow one man’s ambition to stain them.

“We seem to be seeing an increase in older adults and grandparents being forced to work to make ends meet.”

“Let's make them a DoorDash Grandma shirt.”

Fun fact: Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival started in 1999 to push back against high ticket prices.

Now it’s $649 to get in, $20 for a beer, $17 for coffee and $150 for a caviar burger.

Mission accomplished!

@merriam-webster.com for your records😜

Vance /væns/ verb

To insert oneself into a political campaign or public issue in a way that backfires dramatically, ultimately ensuring a rival’s overwhelming victory.

Synonyms (informal): backfire, fumble

Just because they never said, doesn’t mean they didn’t try. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or good.

Looks like I have a reason to go to Huntington Beach.

Some fun context: Trump caused the NFL’s rival league, the United States Football League, to collapse.

Both CBS News and The Free Press have published anti-Pentagon stories. Someone at the DOD is about to get fired.

I mean, I’m not a reporter, but I’d appreciate his direct number. I’ve got some questions.

Maybe she’s just distracting us from her 1.6 rating on IMDb. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“increased intensity of parenting” is a hell of a phrase.

I think she just realized that they have a lot more emails from her to G than she initially thought.

real long shot here but if you have any idea why melania is suddenly talking about epstein, reach me on signal at marisakabas.04

anonymity fully protected

Streisand Effect

The music at Coachella supports ICE tearing families apart. Philip Anschutz is a MAGA Nazi. He owns The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. He funds The Federalist Society and The Heritage Foundation.
He’s nasty. But a ticket to Coachella, support his over $18 billion wallet. #pinks

Reminder

The Pentagon Threatened Pope Leo XIV’s Ambassador With the Avignon Papacy The Free Press has documented a closed-door Pentagon meeting in which a senior Trump official lectured Pope Leo XIV’s ambassador on American military supremacy.

UPDATE: Letters from Leo can now independently confirm that the meeting took place — and that the Vatican was so alarmed by the Pentagon’s tactics that Leo shelved plans to visit America.

Some officials saw their reference to an Avignon papacy as a threat to use military force against the Holy See.

If he's not going to comment, then they shouldn't book him anymore.