I am mostly sharing this because my best friend is the voice of reason quoted throughout and that’s nice! (and yes the practice of news orgs partnering with these platforms is extremely not good)

I’m at 135 now so maybe in like a couple years lol

(This happens a lot and no I can’t leg press 250 lbs yet but SOMEDAY)

I have been going to the gym consistently for a couple months now and I’m looking forward to getting swole enough that when the Gym Bros don’t rack the weights on the machines, I can just effortlessly lift the amount left on out of spite

the snark I’ve seen about the new parks makes me really angry

It is CHARMING and WEIRD and it should be protected at all costs!!!!

This shouldn’t even be a question. Pedestrianize the bridge!!!!!

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Fun news: I wrote a book and it comes out in a month!

It’s a New York guidebook with things to do categorized by seasons—gardens in spring, beaches in summer, etc. But I hope the recommendations feel fun and surprising for seasoned New Yorkers, too.

as you should!!!

wait I missed the part of the Geese discourse where the lead dude’s mom wrote one of the many polyamory memoirs of the last few years???? my god that’s Too Much Brooklyn

Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18: sorry to be an absolute cliche

the Spotify algorithm keeps recommending them to me and I understand *why* but also, absolutely no thank you

👏👏👏

me, looking at the temperature, and then at the patio above the subway where GYC is

Re-upping my original post because the RFP for a vendor to redesign the MTA's website is still open! Responses will be accepted through May 6 via the MTA's Procurement portal. More info in the 🧵 and I can provide contact info for our procurement lead as well.

SPACE IS SO COOL THIS IS SO GREAT

god I miss Dizzy’s so much

So who do we think is the Oscar winner that’s going to be on a future Taskmaster season? Olivia Colman feels like the obvious choice but is that TOO obvious

Screenshot showing a “White Sox Pope Hat” given away at the August 11th game

WHITE SOX POPE HAT

the dog is fine, to be clear! his prognosis is good! but the testing that led to the good diagnosis made him look very silly.

a white Shih Tzu whose head has been shaved to look exactly like a monk’s haircut. It’s extremely silly.

anyone need a photo of a dog who was given a monk’s tonsure by his vet?

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HA, nevermind then!

was this in the Buffalo area by any chance because if so I think I knew that teacher

y’all I work in public transit I am aware the answer is no

can bus replace train

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