A scene from titanic with Jack and Rose. Rose saying his sketches are EXQUISITE WORK. The second frame are poorly realised drawings from the Simpsons of Grandpa Simpson and Krusty The Klown.

Kent Brockman from the Simpsons. He’s at his news desk reporting the news of hurricane Barbra. It’s a dame with rollers in her hair blowing a cloud. Not in a sexy way. I mean each to their own… Is Rollers a fetish? Might look that up. In Safe Search.

Good Morning To Ireland and The West of Britain!
Stay safe, yeah?

Sargent Reed in Robocop: Listen, pal, your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and Scumbags see the huge on Monday Morning.

“LISTEN PAL, YOUR CLIENT’S A SCUMBAG, YOU’RE A SCUMBAG. SCUMBAGS SEE THE JUDGE ON MONDAY MORNING!”

📽️ #filmsky

“I'm something of a Nosferatu myself” Count Orlock in Shadow of the vampire. He’s Nosferatu.

Advertise your account with one The Simpsons image.

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source…

Willem Dafoe as Count Orlock in Shadow of the vampire. YOU KNOW I’M SOMETHING OF A NOSFERATU MYSELF!

“The only true Count Orlock is Max Schreck, Klaus Kinski, or Willem Dafoe. And why doesn’t The Vampire creep around to Organ music anymore? Pure Murnau!”

#filmsky

Homer being asked if he has taken down his Christmas tree on January 2nd and saying no

Hop to it!

Good to know. I guess the point I was poorly making was that it’s all references I’m too young for.
Also can tell us about how Alan Sherman had a holiday home in The Peak District. 😆

Kiera Knightly, Child Bride, in Love Actually. She’s answering the door. But instead of Egg from this life. EGG 🥚 🍳 🪺!!! It’s one of Monty Burns’ Hired Goons. GOONS? The sign he’s holding says SAY IT’S HIRED GOONS HIRED GOONS?

“Tis the season, Marge!”

a grumpy cat wearing a santa hat is holding coal in its paws . Alt: a grumpy cat wearing a santa hat is holding coal in its paws .

Or at least we might if fucking Thatcher hadn’t been a massive prick.

Yeah that Chartable Shutdown has shafted quite a few podcasts.

It’s The Simpsons Screen of the Missing Cinder Blocks on the building site. But the worker is Ray Arnold Samual L Jackson SIR NEDRY IS MISSING the Gaffer is John Hammond Richard Attenborough THERE’LL BE NO POWER THEN, I’LL TELL THE DINOSAURS.

Thanks to @hallmarkofgreat.bsky.social for making me nearly choke on my tea.
As in Northern Dinner. Not the drink.

Mrs Crabapple to the Hawk Tuah lass THIS HAWK COIN IS TRASH AND YOU KNOW IT. YOU'RE SELLING OUT THESE PEOPLES' LIFE SAVINGS AND FUTURE.

In reply Skinner or Hawk Tuah WE BOTH KNOW THESE LOSERS DON'T HAVE A FUTURE!

There’s a Simposins Meme for every occasion.

News headline with a picture of Elon Musk and a futuristic train. Headline says: Elon Musk says he could build '£20 billion tunnel' from London to New York that would take 54 minutes Second panel Mr Burns from The Simpsons in his Howard Hawkes phase but it’s Elon and his train. I SAID HOP IN.

Sure you can.

Blue haired lawyer from The Simpsons talking to aunt Patty: HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THIS COURT ARE THINKING OF KILLING A CEO RIGHT NOW? but it’s Luigi what’s his face instead.

I see you all raising your hands

FIFA are corrupt The Simpsons kinda called it … that’s the joke.

Perfection!

The Simpsons reversed Lovejoy with that hero CEO KILLER lad LUIGI, COME WITHME FORPUNISHMENT.

And milhouse in a McDonald’s cap YOU TOO SNITCHY.

Not so breaking news.

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offence.

UPDATE

And an unravelled ball of yarn.

“Brunch! It’s not quite breakfast, it’s not quite lunch but you get a good meal!”

Milhouse van Houton. His mom says he’s cool.

DAMNITT!! That’s the much better ref! 👏🏻

Also, I’ve never seen as many willies as I have on Bluesky.
I mean good for you, lads… But I’m alright without.

Grandpa Simpson giving it the old SEEEEEEEEEEEX.

Jesus this is going to be niche. The Simpsons Barney, Homer and Moe in Moe’s. Moe is Glinda Arianna Grande. I GOT THIS FRIEND ELPHABA THATS THE WORST NAME I EVER HEARD She runs out crying. ELPHABA! Shouts Barney.