I made a deal to keep the Strait of Hormuz open... I really mean it this time...

I made a deal to keep the Strait of Hormuz open...

I really mean it this time...

Ooft. Man City and Arsenal trying to score as many goals in 6 minutes as Celtic... They've no chance...

:)

Definitely. Even all these shots on target are a rarity. Got to be a good sign for the next 6 games...

FFS Celtic, gies something to greet aboot 🤣🍀

It's definitely the most goals we've scored in 6 minutes for many a year.

In a sane administration, the FBI Director doesn’t go on the morning news to prove he’s not a drunk, the Defense Secretary doesn’t quote Tarantino to prove he’s a man of God, and the President doesn’t take multiple cognitive exams to prove he’s not insane.

Sensational indeed.
You can thank me later...
I used a 50p free bet just before St Mirren equalised...
I am the jinxes fucking jinx of jinxalvania.
Fantastic.

YYYYYYAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!

Yasssss!!!!!
MON is a genius. :)
Don't even get time to dance around the room before another one goes in.
C'mon Celtic. You were still utter shite for 45 mins in the 2nd half. But those 2 goas were absulotely magic.

They gave us a goal of a start & had to put a 17 yr old in goal early on & we still couldn't finish them off. Absolute shambles

MON is every bit as responsible for this pish now. He's been here long enough to coach some spirit into this lacklustre squad that the board have given him. There is nothing there from them. It's embarrassing.
It's not entitlement on our part, we are entitled to see a decent Celtic team.

Blowing a 2-0 lead is bad enough. But that performance in a semi final tie is humiliating. Not one player deserves to wear the hoops next season.

We are last to every single loose ball. St Mirren are shite, but they are far better than us. And we have 5 games against the top 5 to come.
FUCK SAKE!!! Put us out of our misery PLEASE!!!!

Fucking diving bastard. Where's the yellow card??

This. Is. Atrocious

Can we have one game, just one, that isn't fucking agonising to watch?

#CelticFC #SackTheBoard

It certainly has.
And yet we're still hanging in there, despite December and Nancy.

Can we set up a Michael Stewart GoFundMe page? Because he is absolutely right about how bad Scottish referees are.

FFS, Celtic. For actual fuck's sake!!

I've deleted my exit speech and I'm back. I must be addicted. :)
And Celtic have got my blood pressure up, so I need to see some stupid American politicians prostituting themselves for a fat orange rapist to cam myself down.

"It can't get worse" is what put Trump in power

🎲

“Them damned pictures…”

I refer the honourable members to the answer I gave some moments before...

Looking forward to these 20% drops in price of petrol, today...

What, they don't go down as fast as the went up?

That's strange, eh?

That's a great idea.

the split is too late and generally doesn't add excitement to the outcome

too little, too late

IMO scotland should have 2 top leagues, 14 teams in each and a regional structure below that.

Top flight splits after 26 games playing everyone twice (H&A)
Top 6 split to play each other twice-10 games

That Uruguay guy is an absolute cheat. Wriggles back on to the pitch. And there's nothing wrong with him. He's meeting some woman in London at 9pm and just wants to get away.