Brian Cashman’s decision to raid the worst team in baseball’s bullpen in Colorado seemed brilliant at the time, but I’m beginning to have second thoughts.

Hope Alex Cora’s hot seat is even hotter than a normal hot seat and then maybe there’s also some gum on there

World Thunderball Classic?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dial up the cutter.

Selena Gomez, who co-stars in a Hulu show with Statler and Waldorf

Bad Bunny and there's an actual bad bunny terrorizing the theater, feel like that one writes itself

Dan and Eugene Levy, who are secretly plotting to buy the theater and turn the Muppets into Canadian propaganda

Gaten Matarazzo, who has to apologize to Gonzo for killing his mother Vecna

Tom Holland, but none of the Muppets know he's an actor, they think he's just a famous lip sync artist and drag queen

Sarah Sherman, and put her in relentless pursuit of a sexual relationship with Crazy Harry

John Mayer, who reveals he once had a Dead and Co.-style tour with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem while Floyd was in prison

Anne Hathaway, whose wide array of talents send Miss Piggy into a blind rage that culminates in an "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" duet

Celebrities who should host the new Muppet Show after Sabrina Carpenter, and what their episodes should be like:

Glen Powell, and all the Muppets try to buddy up and pretend to be into Top Gun before he reveals at heart he's really a tap dancer.

You ever notice how everyone mocks Yankee fans for saying “27 rings!!” because they didn’t live through most of them, while Red Sox fans get away with “we suffered for 86 years”?

Also, if you “comply,” you might be thrown in hidden jail, never to be seen again. Just a reminder.

A vlog brought us here

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

it is a sign of the total absence of trump from political decision making that they are letting this guy go out and say stuff that dramatically worsens their political position

He was helping direct traffic when federal authorities approached him. Less than a minute later he was dead.

The ICE thugs let another one get recorded and they don’t care. They can tell their best friends not to believe what they see in the video and they won’t. Despicable time to be alive.

Never felt more powerless because if you try to be powerful they kill you.

MLB players are like 95% conservative. If someone criticizes any player at all, that’s technically a conservative hit job. Wow. 🤯

Didn't mention politics once but the mere mention of a critical column means YOU have to jump to conclusions and assign it political bias, otherwise you're complicit in character assassination. Discourse EVERYWHERE sucks. It's bad everywhere. Bad faith. Bad everything.

Commenters furious that we brought up Keith Law's report on Matt Shaw's coachability after noting the stance changes he made. Calling Law's writing a political hit job/asking us to retract it. Totally apolitical podcast, made political by *one side* making assumptions and demanding you comply.

Alvaradooooo

Would you slide Kolek on in there in a hypothetical tho

Jazz?

The same people who revere Ashli Babbitt are telling today’s victim, “FAFO,” by the way. If you agree with them, you can do whatever you want. Remember Heather Heyer? They don’t seem to.

Correcting the record here, I hadn’t seen this. Not my intention. This kind of thing happens when you try not to thoroughly absorb sickening news but get inundated by the footage anyway.

If ICE shot a member of your family to death, the first thing they would say was that your family member was a domestic terrorist, and weirdos would be agreeing with them as their first reaction.

If she had “followed their instructions,” she might not be alive today, either. She might’ve been disappeared. That’s the kind of thing the secret police keep doing.