The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
apollo justice: ace attorney is a 2026 period piece
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
three small illustrations showing the same sliding glass door split in half but with three different scenes: the first is two english bulldogs (one being a puppy) next to yellow curtains and a spider plant; the second being a variety of plants (peace lily, pothos, snake plant, string of pearls, and a monstera); and the third being two cats chasing after tufted titmouse birds with slated curtains being bent out of the way
i wanted to draw little acrylic windows/sliding glass doors based on apartments! as i have lived in an apartment for over half of my life now, which is wild to think about.
crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done
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A woman riding her bike on a dirt road. She is wearing a helmet. There is a herd of horses following behind her. The text reads: The horses are with you. You are free. Always wear a helmet when riding your bike.
Free.
Martha doesn't want to talk to you. She's trying to sleep for crying out loud.
A old sepia photo of a home. There is a colorful fire burning from one side of the home. A person on the other side of the home says, "Dearest Martha, do you smell smoke?" The text reads: Don't find out your home is on fire the old-fashioned way. Install a working smoke alarm on every level of your home, outside sleeping areas, and inside bedrooms. Replace smoke alarms every 10 years.
Quit asking Martha if your home is on fire.
Get working smoke alarms.
My painting WESTERN STORM
A plush of a chubby horse (honse) being held up. It is very round with a small head, brown fur and ivory chest, and wavy brown faux fur mane and tail. It has small black safety eyes
it's the year of the honse! 🐎
[ #plushart #sewingpattern #horse ]
Illustration of some chicken nuggets, Mako shark is in the middle surrounded by them. Featured are tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, triceratops, stegosaurus, shark, brachiosaurus
chicken nuggets 🦕🦖
#art #sharks #dinosaurs
Advocate: J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization.
You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.
Applications are still open! Come join us at TAFCON!
it's?? ice cream??? taylor ham exists and nj gets something on every cold stone creamery menu???
what the fuck is oreo overload
People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos
what do you mean we got an episode with a 3-2-1 and we spent 30 minutes of it with zac brown #survivor
👋I created a How To Commission A Book Cover Guide for independant authors and small companies 🌈📚
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I hope it can help you understanding the process and find some tips.
#bookcover #coverreveal #romancelandia #independantauthor
Excellent news for skull pendant lovers! I took the skulls off the menu for a while bc I was unhappy with the hinge mechanism, but I've reworked it and they're much better now! This also scales down well, which is good for tiny skulls in the future :>
oh HELL yeah
everywhere i go i see him 🥺
Illustration of a horse jumping while surrounded by flowers, lanterns, and little clouds. Colors used are mainly shades of red, yellow, and green. 2027 is the year of the fire horse
happy year of the horse! 🐴🏮🎊 #art
🏖️ 🌞 Beach Day!
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🌈 🎙️ New Year's Day by @atypicalartists.co @laurenshippen.com
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#audiodrama #dramapodcast #newyearsday #atypicalartists
My last two brain cells processing what just happened....
#figureskating #milanocortina2026
A pink alien planet where a white castle floats in a moon. A knight with a space heater for a helmet bends on one knee in front of his princess. He hands her a carbon monoxide alarm and a smoke alarm and says, “Milady”. In the background, Potato the dog and Copernicus Jackson the cat watch breathless. Potato says, “I think romance is still alive.” Copernicus tearfully replies, “I think you’re right.” The text reads: Love is about keeping her safe. Make sure there are working smoke alarms in every bedroom. Make sure there are also working smoke/carbon monoxide alarms on every level of the home and outside sleeping areas.
Romance is alive.
Promotional graphic for New Jersey Web Fest. Two people are embracing at a seated event, smiling and hugging warmly. Overlaid text reads, “There’s no magic like that Jersey magic!” Additional text lists accepted submission categories: web series, pilots, fiction podcasts, actual play, music videos, short films, trailers, and scripts. The New Jersey Web Fest logo and the URL FilmFreeway.com/NJWebFest appear in the bottom right, and a Pinecast podcast hosting logo appears in the top right.
When we say #FeelTheMagic, we mean it! (Just ask anyone who has been there!)
Submit your #WebSeries, #Pilot, #FictionPodcast, #ActualPlay, #MusicVideo, #ShortFilm, #trailer, or #script!
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FilmFreeway.com/NJWebFest
#FilmFestival #NewJersey
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the last two Popes went out of their way to call this man an immigrant hating freak and a fake Catholic.
Bless his heart for going to Italy expecting to have a normal one❤️
even if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him
are you not gonna let me in the room if i don't answer the riddles three
