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𝗔𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲
✿ #𝗙𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗢𝗳𝗩𝗲𝗻𝘂𝘀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ AIN’T THAT A
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊 IN THE
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 — ? * )

|| also i'm 21 now so i gotta update that in my bio rq—

|| least there's still people here... man i miss writing kleo. maybe i should get active on here again.

|| keep forgetting i have bsky as well.

becoming? always have been.

i try my best, babe. that's why you love me.

although for a wastelander, you are still far above average age.

i know. don't worry. arrangements are made.

alright grandma. let's get you to bed.

now for sale: new year's fireworks.

only slightly radioactive.

babe, i am futuristic tech. and sure, that works for me.

sounds like a deal if i ever heard of one.

“ so what would you offer in return, then? well? don't be shy... ”

tilting her head slightly, her voice softened.

not at all, babe. you wouldn't be the first.

if you arrange a camera and somewhere without watching eyes, i'm sure we could arrange a... private session.

“ well, that depends, of course... ”

leaning in a little closer, she lowered her voice, an amused tone present in it too now. “ how much would this someone be offering? ”

that would be the wise decision.

...so you'd want a pin-up of me, hm? is that how you're thinking about me?

i don't think you want me to answer that.

modelling is a first, i must admit. anything in particular you're thinking of?

“ very possible, babe. for the right person, or the right price. ”

leaning forward, she watched closely, curious how he'd react.

“ you wouldn't be the first, babe. if you had any idea the offers and requests i've gotten... ”

a soft, metallic, chuckle.

oh, don't worry there, babe. satisfaction guaranteed, or else.

sure thing. looking's always free.

highest quality you'll find around, and best prices, too. you'll find me very reasonable, i'm sure.

of course, babe. customer is king. and besides, i don't just randomly disembowel every passerby.

course i do, sugar. basically anything that can kill a man, i sell.

seductive sunday? babe, i'm seductive every day.~

these claws can do all sorts of both wonderful and terrible things, babe. depending on customer requests.

oh, nothing so... impersonal, babe.

oh, don't worry. i'd save you the paperwork either way.

of course you can, of course you can.

[ a metallic chuckle, a pat to her shoulder. ]

|| true, true, very true

we'll see. maybe i'll make an account for my nerevarine. that could be fun.

|| (ngl, always have half a mind to put one of my TES characters on here and just interact w other fantasy characters.)