Um...
Okay, M's....
It's okay not to revert back to substantially below the mean.

... and the horse he rode in on.

If John Lennon were still alive today, I imagine he'd be pissed off with the comparison.

That and the '95 Mariners.

Scrolling through the No Kings signs -- this has to be one of the best.

I'd like to buy an E, Pat.

Go ahead, buy an E

SPRING IS HERE!

Hey, @merriam-webster.com -- when y'all going to put this in the next dictionary?

Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.

This.

George Glass!

What were Kavanaugh, Alito, and Thomas smoking?

"Me, I'm found floating 'round and 'round..
Like a bug in brandy in this big bronze cup..
Drowning here in summer's cauldron."

Never trust a fart. #lahar

an american flag with a bald eagle flying in front of it ALT: an american flag with a bald eagle flying in front of it

Geoff for President!

Marshawn needs to be Grand Marshall of Wednesday's parade.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Buh-bye, January.
Adios, Enero.

Mr. Lowe would like a word.

We are at the "Let's Jail the Journalists" phase of our decent into fascism. Kinda caught me by surprise, TBH.

I might buy a ticket to another movie, then sneak into the Melania movie after the usher took my ticket, then try to find the fine line of yelling enough expletives to get thrown out of the theater but not thrown into jail.

Geoff speaks for me.