My mom did something similar. It sings in the summer. And there’s an occasional hummingbird war.

Been dealing with hip pain that has progressed to a limp. Went to the orthopedic surgeon who fixed my shoulder and I have advanced osteoarthritis in my right hip. Gonna have a replacement eventually. Left hip is arthritic too as an added bonus. I’m 45 and it’s time for a colonoscopy. The fuck.

Did Paula White marry Jonathan Cain for his last name?

Tune in tomorrow Thursday 4/16 at 7 pm CDT for a HAD call for longer flash. Only 100 spots available so you gotta be quick! -Hannah Smart

Has anyone tried hitting him with a hammer?

I’m so sorry. He was a great one. As friendly as anyone I’ve come across and a hell of a writer.

DoorDash grandma from the Trump White House video testifying in July of last year in front of the Ways and Means committee.

Someone figured out that she testified in Nevada last year in front of the Ways and Means committee. Guess they liked her performance. Like how Ron Howard casts Clint in all his movies.

They fucked up my whopper so I screamed the King is weak on crime

At least it was a biblically accurate fighter jet

Happy birthday!!

Fever House ebook is $1.99 eeeeverywhere today! It’s my birthday, so hey, help me help you or something.

Hungarian Super PAC called Orban Donors

Praise be to Aura

Was just informed by a guy at work that Trump is playing 3D chess while everyone else is playing checkers

Lord of the Fries has anyone said that yet?

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Carla Jean Moss from No Country for Old Men

Me to the IPA my friend bought me

Over on Threads the new thing is a comment on a post where they say “Broke my dick getting to the comments and they did not disappoint” or some shit like that. Also they’ve revived the that’s a follow reply. Counting the days till Elon makes a bid the way it’s going.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Karoline Leavitt with her son and a turkey. The press secretary is the one in the middle.

Press secretary Karoline Leavitt had this photo scrubbed from Getty. She is the one in the middle.

But the March issue - still up! - has a few bangers of its own. Including my story about trying to find purpose - or at least a reason not to stop caring - when living beneath the cosmic horror of The Idiot. www.nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/will...

Happy pub day

the book The Cellar Below the Cellar is displayed on top of vines and a light dusting of snow

It's released!!

I want to thank the editing powers and help of Marissa van Uden at Violet Lichen, and the great support of folks at @apexmag.bsky.social (Nichole, Ori, Jason, and more)! Thanks for taking this journey with me! And thanks to Jack Hillside and Mikio Murakami for the beautiful cover!

Very late seeing this but I loved it. The Idiot and its eye are chef’s kiss.

Will the Last One to Leave Please Turn Out the Lights? - Nightmare Magazine The Idiot looms like a tumorous moon in the morning sky as Morris County Animal Control Officer Bailey Butler passes Stantonsville’s last operating gas station and turns off onto Franklin Road. For a ...

My newest story is up at @nightmare-magazine.com today! If you want a novelette about a small town dog catcher just trying to live under the shadow of a cosmic horror, you might like it! www.nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/will...

Rick Pitino with a 30 second timeout and everyone gets the joke

Grinding bones to make bread? In this economy?