Holy crap Lois! It's Fuze Fyregreen from Cleveland Ohio!

Fun fact: They had several launch preparations for the rocket. Preparation A through G were a complete bust... I bet my ass Preparation H will be a success!

Fuze when he makes porn: hey there, you know what gets me horny?~ Today's sponsor! RAID Shadow Legends! RAID Shadow Legends is a free to play fantasy RPG! Use code "FerretDong" to get free in game items! Download and play today!

Only 2 likes, this joke really isn't making waves yet.

"Hes not any kinda of App, Sark. Hes a customer"

"Customers vibe-coded us!"

If Tron was made by Apple instead of Disney:

Program —> App

The Grid —> App Store

Derezzed —> UnAlived

Light Jet —> Air Pod

Users —> Customers

Identity Disc —> Telemetry Disc

@ myself in the reflection bc i’m
alone at the gym on a late sunday

Am I the only one that thought Super Mario Galaxy was....underwhelming? 😐 Like it didn't have any weight to it. Felt like they were riding on the fan service but the story was kinda mid and run-of-the-mill IMO. In contrast, Sonic 3 was way more emotional and didn't just rely on nostalgia baiting.

Happy National Ferret Day!

American keyboard names in a nutshell: The AR-15 Elite Tazer keyboard

Chinese keyboard names in a nutshell: The Ultra portable built for comfort Black and or white super slim Bluetooth keyboard with trackpad and low latency mouse combo bundle very good quality keyboard

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncov...

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The current Furry Husbando situation, Circa. 2026 Colorized.

Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm

Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm

I didn't hear the meteor yesterday on Saint Patrick's Day so I don't think it happened.

It was a sham rock

Happy St Patrick's Day Eve! Be sure to leave out a glass of Guinness for a Leprechaun tonight!

The Average "iPhone is better than Android" Experience

"Here at Linus Media Group, we like to watercool things, and you know what overheats faster than your CPU using a stock cooler from 1995? Furries.
today we're gonna be water-cooling furries fast! ..Faster than this segue to our sponsor!

Bad Dragon."

Did you hear about the beer company that made the largest vinyl album???

It was a Guinness World Record.

@kitteemortis.bsky.social is best kitty!

Why are Christians so obsessed with Lint? Is this why you gave up meat?

you should Czech on that to make sure!

FUN FACT:
In the game Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, Martin Septim sacrifices himself and dies at the end of the main story. This is a subtle nod from the developers that Martin is played by Sean Bean and therefore has to die.

your daily reminder that Pikachu is worth more than that "other" mouse.

Discord didn't just shoot themselves in the foot, they shot themselves in the foot, sawed off their arm and set themselves on fire xD

no, got it from Amazon

Was this at Costco??

i work at a movie theater!

sounds like a shitty job