red

'he listened to the gooner episode' tied with 'for sale, baby shoes never worn'

if you die tragically this is going to be the picture they put in the harambe cloud meme

bless

what movie is this from again?

i'm sorry mr cogs i promise to be more respectful in the future

back in my day, when you wanted to "exceed your rate limit" you would just find a goth girl with an overstimulation kink

pretty sure it was just bits

bits. really funny bits too

for all of david brin's success as a futurologist, his greatest failing was predicting that dolphins would be the ones to become sentient and rise up against the human oppressors instead of orcas.

cis boy summer would generate discourse on a lever completely unseen before

thirsty girls always hollering “yoo hoo” and waving their handkerchief at me. girl i’m tryna check my pocket watch over here.

you work out to look good. i work out so my future gf has more to bite. we are not the same

adderall prescription

writing and erasing my attempts at a First Banger Post like the game journalist trying to get past the tutorial level of Cupbead

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