"Eiffel Towered" doesn't appear in Google n-gram viewer at all, but I know we called it that. Didn't we? Do we still?

Writerly question-- do you think "being Eiffel Towered by two guys" or "being spit roasted by two guys" would be a more likely way to describe [y'know, that] in 2008?

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Like donut holes, but meaty. Yum!

if AI has a million haters, then i am one of them. if AI has only one hater then that is me. if AI has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. if the world is pro AI, then I am against the world.

Selfie. I'm wearing a hat, a flannel, several rings and bracelets, and smoking a menthol.

Your Tuesday Night Trivia host is, as per usual, fairly adorable.

Ethically, I am anti-"prediction market" apps. Chaotically, I want to place random bets decided via dice roll and see what happens.

Finally learning to use clippers instead of biting my nails and (a) this is ridiculous, my teeth cut cleaner edges and made less mess, but (b) really should have started this 30 years ago. lol

New Modest Mouse album drops the same day as new He-Man movie. Goddess is good, yall. 🥴🙌🤸

Surely, Parker Posey and Madonna know each other, right? Like, they must have been at dozens of the same NYC parties in the 90s.

Ahh. ...I do not have one. Alas.

What is it?

Oh, yeah. That gulag is weird. I won't say more. BUT! You absolutely must watch "X-Cops" before you abandon your watch-through. It's perfect.

Have you gotten to the X-Files/COPS crossover yet?

Do Winston Lights still exist?

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Burn it all to the ground. This rhetoric is disgusting.

Shockingly homophobic, too. Wtf.

Watching the terrible "Stonewall" movie finally— it's exceptionally bad, yes, but at least Bryan Singer didn't direct it.

I have watched the Madonna/Sabrina performance from like ten different edits now. ... Madge needs to take out her gilded flippers before she delivers a speech, but otherwise OHMYGOD YESSSSS. Confessions2 is going to save us all.

and a fantastic soundtrack!

Madonna teaching astrology at Cuntchella with Sabrina Carpenter is the mental deep breath I needed. Holy shit.

As of next week— at 45 months— I'll have lived in this house longer than any other place in my life, not counting my childhood home.

Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

62 million views a month.

Huh.

Publish the names. Hack the site, do an AshleyMadison, and publish the names.

Anyone reading this who doesn't think those men deserve to be skewered is a piece of shit.

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Flat illustration of a Painted Bunting reconfiguring themselves with different colorful cutout shapes- possibly adding or subtracting colors.

A collage of pink things including a set of vampire teeth, sparkly backgrounds, a furby, a cute pink guillotine with sparkles behind it, a black cat, a lily, a skull, and some hearts and spirals throughout the collage.

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